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What to buy your wife for your anniversary- Advice from my kids

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Real Estate Agent with Team Momentum Keller Williams Realty Tacoma

From Anna Matsunaga, Team Momentum, Keller Williams Realty Tacoma www.teammomentumrealestate.com

253-353-2662

My kids are 12 and younger, so you may or may not want to take marriage advice from them, however they have seen alot of families from the inside so....

 

My kids

Anyway this morning as we were making breakfast they started a discussion on what you should not buy for your wife for an anniversary present...

ANNIVERSARY DINNER.husbands if you have the date coming up, pay attention.  ( I was in stitches)

 

 

 

 

 

Chlo'e- says don't buy her-

          Throwing knives,

 bleach,

Bleach bottles

 pepper grinder,

 

pepper grinder 

sponge,

 pots and or pans

, a gun,

gun

 

 a big thing full of scrap metal,

poison,poison

 

bear man eating bear or wolf,

 a mop,        mop

 any thing she is  allergic to,

 a box of spiders,

 rotten fish or any type of uncooked meat,fish

 a broom,

 a coffin,

a rope,                                             

    a wrench, or a candle stick,  or a lead pipe ( too much clue?)                     steel toed boots,

a mailbox.....

 

Sam says don't buy her-

        Rat poison or traps, shot gun, needles, a window,

 

 a baseball bat ( especially not a titanium one) base ball bat

a chain,chain

 a machetti,

a reem of copier paper,

 a tarp,

a thing of dollar store soap,soap

 microphone,

micro phoneor  an empty box.box

 

They agree that the following are good gifts, but I think that you might want to take some of these with a grain of salt

             A piano,

PIANOguitar,

 diamond ring,

RING diamond earrings,

 a bunch of rosesROSES

, a baseball,BASE BALL

 a car,

plant a flower garden,garden

 a pretty hat,

a jacket,

 a camera,

a nice dinner ( meat in it's ok if it's cooked),

ordering dinner

 a wardrobe of diamond dresses ( Chlo'e's idea, clearly she is not as practical with other people's money as her own, Sam said you should save the money for yourself instead),

a maid to clean the house,maid

 paint brushes and easle if she paints, paints

pokemon things if she likes pokemon, a

 movie ticket,

 sew her a blanket,

 a laptop,

 200 inch TV,

 a sling so her hands are free while she holds your baby,

take her out for the night to a ball,

 a nice hand bag,

 a real dog if she likes dogs,dog

 a hand held game ( if she is a game freak),

 a nice pair of high heeled shoes....shoes

 

Any way they told me that you should stick with the list of things TO buy so that she does not take the throwing knives & gun and rat poison and kill you with it and then take the bleach and sponge and clean up the mess and the tarp and haul you off on it and bury you in the coffin....

 presents givendinner out

Maybe instead you should ask her for a list of 10 things she'd like and then surprise her by getting one or more of them...or maybe a nice card?

couple

 

From Anna Matsunaga, Team Momentum, Keller Williams Realty Tacoma www.teammomentumrealestate.com

253 353 2662

Ralph Gorgoglione
Metro Life Homes - Palm Springs, CA
California and Hawaii Real Estate (310) 497-9407

OK, then.

I'll go with the baseball.

That sounds like a good idea!!

Sep 26, 2009 06:26 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Great blog. Gave me a happy feeling. I would take the precious little dog with the red rose in it's mouth.

 

 

Betty

Sep 26, 2009 06:40 AM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Anna, this is too funny. The man eating bear and rat poison NEVER would have crossed my mind. Now if the marriage is breaking up, search for those on the Internet and place your order next day delivery LOL....

Sep 26, 2009 07:03 AM
Anna Matsunaga
Team Momentum Keller Williams Realty Tacoma - Lakewood, WA
Seller specialist, Certified Negotiation Expert

I am not sure where these things came from, we do not have a violet family, I think too much TV, the conversation started when I again was using the pepper grinder...(um an anniversary present) I think they were trying to think of worse gifts since that one did not go over very well.  They started with that and the cleaning products and items and got crazier from there.  Kids are fun....A few of the items on their should buy list would be nice, many not and many way too expensive, especially the wardrobe of dresses made from diamonds.

Sep 26, 2009 10:27 AM
Leesa Finley
RED Properties - Wake Forest, NC
RED Properties - Raleigh NC Real Estate

Oh my goodness I am grinning from ear to ear - this was way too cute!  Happy Anniversary and I am sure that regardless of what you receive it was from the heart!

Sep 27, 2009 12:42 AM
Anna Matsunaga
Team Momentum Keller Williams Realty Tacoma - Lakewood, WA
Seller specialist, Certified Negotiation Expert

Our next one #24 is in June of next year.  I can either send him this blog, or better yet the list of 10 things I would like and let him surprise me.....

Sep 27, 2009 03:34 PM
Jim & Maria Hart
Brand Name Real Estate - Charleston, SC
Charleston, SC Real Estate

For your next anniversary, I think it would be best if your husband just saw this list :)  Who knows what your children will come up with a whole 'nother year to think about it!

Sep 29, 2009 07:37 AM