I get tired of all the inspirational quotes... here are so NOT so inspirational quotes. :)

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." 
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." 
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

                         "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
                                        - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

                                      "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
                 - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.


I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

- Homer J. Simpson


"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine."
- Radio news announcer


"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is."
- Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster


"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
- Samuel Goldwyn


"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer


"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
- Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach,  John Jenkins


"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple."
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple.


"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Report


"If you walk backwards, you'll find out that you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going."
- Casel Stengal, former Baseball player


"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series.  Unless we lose Game 5."
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player


"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.


"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he   wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices


"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day.  But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President


"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
- Doug Collins, basketball commentator


"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.  I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer


You can't have a list like this without...  YOGI BERRA!!!


"It was pretty good. Even the music was nice."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player, after attending an opera


"I really didn't say everything I said."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime any more."


"It's like deja vu all over again."


"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."


"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future."


There you go, a list of uninspiring quotes.  Hope you enjoyed them.  :) 


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Jeremy Williams
Red Hawk Coaching - Kingwood, TX
Business Coach, Husband, Father, and Dog Wrangler

Jared and Amanda,

Now I am truly inspired.  Great post.

Jeremy Williams
Keller Williams Realty NE
Kingwood, Texas


Sep 29, 2009 07:42 AM #1
Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX

I really love good quotes and I know Dan Quayle is always going to be in there somewhere.

Sep 29, 2009 08:30 AM #2
Cameron Bagherpour
Boston Metro - Boston, MA
Construction. Development. Investment.

Now that's what I'm talkin about - some real uninspiring, but very funny quotes!

Sep 29, 2009 08:41 AM #3
Barb Szabo, CRS
RE/MAX Trinity Brecksville Ohio - Cleveland, OH
E-pro Realtor, Cleveland Ohio Homes

Hey Jared, I've read some of these before but they are still funny the second time around.

Sep 29, 2009 09:34 AM #4
Valerie Osterhoudt
Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - Cromwell, CT
ABR, Cromwell, CT Real Estate ~ 860.883.8889

Jared.. You have some really good ones here.  Some are just PRICELESS!!  Other are very funny.  Thanks for sharing.

valerie osterhoudt

Sep 29, 2009 11:29 AM #5
Sherry Scales
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Leander, TX
Realtor, for Austin, TX and surrounding areas

Some folks are just scary like that...Especially the ones in power....

Sep 29, 2009 03:34 PM #6
Karen Fiddler, Broker/Owner
Karen Parsons-Fiddler, Broker 949-510-2395 - Mission Viejo, CA
Orange County & Lake Arrowhead, CA (949)510-2395

Thank you! Thank you! Very funny! That's a horrible thing to say....that you're tired of inspirational quotes...but me too :), glad you said it.

Oct 01, 2009 01:57 AM #7
Amanda Christiansen
Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843 - Fort Wayne, IN
Christiansen Group Realty

Thanks for the comments!

Karen:  AMEN SISTER!!  They especially drive me nuts on facebook.  "A man that has struggled mightily is a man that BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAHFL;KASJDF"!!  LOL!!  I don't need a quote to enspire me.

Oct 01, 2009 05:10 AM #8
Lyn Sims
RE/MAX Suburban - Schaumburg, IL
Schaumburg Real Estate

Thank you, great stuff. I notice Al Gore and Day Quayle make a few celebrity comments.

Oct 02, 2009 06:49 AM #9
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • Green • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Me too! Very tired!

:) Here, I like this one:

''Working hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things.''

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