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Tickle Me Tuesday – AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the Doctor's office and said her body hurts everywhere she touches it. 

 "Impossibe" said the doctor, "Show me"

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed on her shoulder and screamed even louder. 

 Next she pushed on her elbow and screamed, she pushed on her knee and screamed, she pushed on her ankle and screamed.

Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You are not really a redhead are you"? "Well, no," she said, "I'm actually a blonde".

"I thought so," the doctor said, "Your finger is broken".

 

 

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Barbara Michaluk
Weichert Realtors | Phone Direct 240-506-2434 | 301-681-0550 office - Silver Spring, MD
Leisure World Specialist / Full Service REALTOR

Dee, Thanks for the tickle!  I like your story and it lightened up my night.

Oct 06, 2009 02:49 PM
Jon Budish
Resident Realty - Fort Collins, CO

Very funny Dee, I should have seen that one coming!

Oct 06, 2009 02:50 PM
Gabriela Agostinelli
RE/MAX100 - Lexington Park, MD
Gabriela A-Team

funny... I don't know if the blondies will like it...

Oct 06, 2009 02:50 PM
1~Judi Barrett
Integrity Real Estate Services 116 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745 - Idabel, OK
BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK

Dee,

How have you been? How's that new baby in the family?  Love the joke.

Oct 06, 2009 02:55 PM
Diane Donnelly
Keller Williams Flagship - Annapolis, MD
Anne Arundel County, MD Real Estate

Very good Dee! Love seeing your Tickle Me Tuesdays! I have tickle me Wednesday's after reading yours!

Best,

Oct 06, 2009 03:04 PM
Dee Mayers
Covina, CA
San Gabriel Valley, CA

Barbara,

Happy to help, stay tune for more chuckles.

Jon,

Did you see last week's Tickle Me Tuesday?

Gabriela,

I know, I thought about changing it but then the joke wouldn't work. 

Judi,

Thanks for asking, Aaliyah is doing fine, I saw her on Sunday and my Mom and I took her Dad shopping yesterday.  The spoiling is now in progress!

Diane,

Stay tune, more to come!

Oct 06, 2009 03:29 PM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Dee, you are cleverly funny with this one! Thanks!

Oct 06, 2009 03:37 PM
Sara Woolford & Steve Golson, ALHS
iTexas Realty Co. - San Antonio, TX

Thanks for lightening up the evening!

Oct 06, 2009 04:52 PM
Sharon & Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - Lafayette, IN
West Lafayette homes for sale

A timeless joke;  still very funny!  Thanks, Dee.

Oct 06, 2009 04:54 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Dee,

This is funny! Thanks for a great laugh..I should have seen this one coming..but didn't!

Oct 07, 2009 12:01 AM
Dee Mayers
Covina, CA
San Gabriel Valley, CA

Garry,

Not sure I'm clever, but thanks.

Sara/Steve,

My pleasure.  I like your background picture.

Sharon,

I take it you've heard it before and it still made you laugh!

Rick,

Oh, but was she really a redhead!

Dorie,

I like your name, thanks for the visit.

STAY TUNE MORE GUFFAWS TO COME ON TICKLE ME TUESDAY'S POST.

Oct 07, 2009 06:28 AM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Dee, an oldie but a goodie with twist. Keep 'em coming!

Oct 07, 2009 08:47 AM
Gary Coles (International Referrals)
Venture Realty International - Las Vegas, NV
Latin America Real Estate
Dee, I enjoyed the joke -- Thanks for sharing it with us.
Oct 07, 2009 06:47 PM
Dee Mayers
Covina, CA
San Gabriel Valley, CA

Kevin/Gary,

 If you enjoyed this joke then you will enjoy the previous one seen here: Car Trouble  Stay tune.

Oct 09, 2009 09:20 AM
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