Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions when healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries...and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open...and chain pens to the counters?
Why do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway...and put useless junk in the garage?
Why do stores sell hot dogs in packages of ten...and sell buns in packages of eight?
Why do we have drive-up ATM machines...with Braille lettering?
Why does the sun lighten our hair...but darken our skin?
Why can't women put mascara on...with their mouths closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice?"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker?"
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush" hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they make planes out of the stuff that the indestructible black boxes are made out of?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro" then is Congress the opposite of progress?
Hot dog photo is in public domain. Lemons photo courtesy FreeDigitalPhotos.net.
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