Friday Funnies: Elevator Speech by HelpfuHannah

GO GITCHA MOMMA
 
                         A redneck family from the hills  were visiting the big city

and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then

slide back together again.
 
                        The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,

'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like
                         that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.

                         While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,

a fat old
                        lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father

watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number

and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

When the walls
                         opened up again, a gorgeous, voluptuous

24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.

                         The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,

said quietly to his
                        son..........
                         'Boy.........go gitcha

Momma.............
 
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