Wednsday Blonde Humor

Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

I have soooo much crap to do today, I don't know how I am going to finish it all!!!!  Anyway, here is a quick blonde joke for today:


A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency
Room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
Off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and
Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants..

I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a
Loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the


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Comments (10)

Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Very good Matt.  Forget about doing the crap and just concentrate on the important stuff!

Oct 14, 2009 02:33 AM
Home Loan Search.Online
Home Loan Search Online - Newnan, GA

What could possibly more important that a good joke?

Oct 14, 2009 02:38 AM
Pat Fenn
Marketing Specialist for CJ Realty Group/Cindy Jones Broker - Springfield, VA

Matt-does coloring your hair make you qualify as a dumb blonde :-)

Oct 14, 2009 02:41 AM
RE/MAX Premier Group - Tampa, FL


Oct 14, 2009 02:50 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Note to your inspirations: Don't open your mouth into the wind, the whistle is annoying!  Nice new photo, Matt got your hair done? 

Oct 14, 2009 03:08 AM
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

I know a thing or two about losing a finger. :) And I'm not even blonde.

Oct 14, 2009 03:13 AM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Love it Matt, and now a word from Maxine

Maxine on "Driver Safety"  "I can't use the cell phone in the car.. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... 

Maxine on "Lawn Care"  "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." 

Maxine on "The Perfect Man"   "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." 

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"  "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging"  "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."    

Oct 14, 2009 05:35 AM
Dick and Dixie Sells
Sells Real Estate, LLC - Trinity, FL
Realtors, Tampa Bay Florida Homes For Sale

Thats definitely a good one, Matt. Thanks for the chuckle

Dick and Dixie

Oct 14, 2009 10:38 AM
Shoshana Shay
St. Pete Realty - Treasure Island, FL

Another LOL... thank you for the best blonde jokes around :)

Oct 14, 2009 12:35 PM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

Hi Gabe: Good avice.

Hi Darrell: Nothing - laughter is good medicine!

Hi Pat: I think we are all a little blonde!

Hi Katerina: I love blonde jokes.

Hi Ed: Thanks Ed - it's the latest dew!

Hi Kate: oh oh - that doesn't sound good!

Hi Janice: I love Maxine!


Oct 15, 2009 10:19 AM