Well, there is an agent in the U.K., Ralph Bending who does just that! You have to read his listings, they are hysterical. His tagline is 'the most fun you can have with an estate agent'.
Here are some of his current listings:
- "Ground floor flat synonymous with the type of person who eats red kidney beans and exhudes certain aromatic gases. Bedroom at the front with en-suite shower room, small sitting room at the rear, brand new kitchen, courtyard garden and a gravel parking area."
- "Like something out of a 1970's sitcom this three bedroom Victorian terrace house perspires as it sits there in a tight nylon shirt and drinks a pint of Harp. Hall, large sitting/dining room, kitchen, bathroom, three bedrooms, bathroom, courtyard garden and shed. Suit someone who still wears Brut."
- "This 1930's house once stood firm in its spot like a green runner bean. Now it sits there forlorn as it leaves the washing up till later and dirties its pants. Like shit clinging to a hairy blanket two cramped and dirty flats have been created from this once proud beast. Not pretty - but could be and if it was worth more. Best offer so far £182,500. Can you beat it?"