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For The Dog Lover In All Of Us

By Gary Woltal

Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 0575737

October 29, 2009 02:00 AM

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New Dog Breeds

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

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Toula Rosebrock

Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ

Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi Gary:

And you KNOW how I just love dogs!!!

Each one of these were great.

Oct 31, 2009 06:41 AM

Angelia Garcia

Pure Realtors - Dallas, TX

why is the pooch so sad? Makes me want to rescue him or her.

Nov 01, 2009 08:26 AM

Deborah Amazon

Deborah Amazon ~ Amazon Realty ~ Mount Snow, VT 05356 - Mount Snow, VT

Ahhhhhhhhh I love dogs more then people, thanks for the post!

Nov 01, 2009 11:32 PM

Dan Quinn

The Eric Steart Group of Long & Foster Real Estate - Silver Spring, MD

Since I come from a large family of eight kids who liked to talk a lot, I loved the Blabador! It seems some of my siblings should own one of these dogs. A dog says a lot about it's owner as they say.

Nov 01, 2009 11:42 PM

Chris Olsen

Olsen Ziegler Realty - Cleveland, OH

Broker Owner Cleveland Ohio Real Estate

I will never look at my labs (yes...I'm dumb enough to own two huge slobbery hairballs) the same way again. What a hoot! Lucky thing my female lab is spayed so I don't have to worry about a potential leak of state secrets.

Nov 02, 2009 12:11 AM

Claudette Millette

The Buyers' Counsel - Ashland, MA

Buyer, Broker - Metrowest Mass

Gary:

Those are wonderful. I really like the idea of a collapsing dog for easy transport.

Very creative.

Nov 02, 2009 12:18 AM

Marney Kirk

Cummings & Co. Realtors - Towson, MD

Towson, Maryland Real Estate

Oh Gary, I couldn't get past the beautiful photo. This looks just like Mulligan, the best dog of all time. I still miss him to this day, almost 4 years after having to let him go. Thank you for sharing this beautiful boy with us!

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And now that I get a chance to read, you CRACK ME UP!

Nov 02, 2009 01:37 AM

Marzena Melby

Coldwell Banker Burnet Realty - Richfield, MN

Realtor, Twin Cities Minnesota Real Estate

I like a Balbador, but ... wait... would he tell all my secrets? :)

Nov 02, 2009 02:23 AM

Team Honeycutt

Allen Tate - Concord, NC

How did you think all those up? You must either have too much time on your hands or a very quick mind!!

Kathy

Nov 02, 2009 03:10 AM

Bill Wallace

Bridge Realty - Bloomington, MN

William Wallace

You missed out on my dog -

Lahsa Apso + Shih Tzu = something our dog does quite often in the back yard

Nov 02, 2009 04:21 AM

Claude Cross

Homes By Cross, Inc. - Charlotte, NC

Charlotte NC Homes For Sale

Gary - This is very funny and very clever. Our old dog resembles a collapso as he travel well and collapses quite often .

Nov 02, 2009 04:26 AM

Michelle Gibson

Hansen Real Estate Group Inc. - Wellington, FL

REALTOR

Gary - This was so funny and I'm glad Patricia featured it in blog otherwise I would have missed that great laugh.

Nov 02, 2009 05:05 AM

Vickie McCartney

Maverick Realty - Owensboro, KY

Broker, Real Estate Agent Owensboro KY

Hi Gary~ Leave it to you to be so creative and give us a great laugh! Keep them coming Gary! You are the best!

Nov 02, 2009 11:08 AM

Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089

Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers - Haiku, HI

Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info

This was great... but I'm having a hard time imagining the Great Pyrenees + Dachshund breeding.

Nov 02, 2009 12:50 PM

Christine Donovan

Donovan Blatt Realty - Costa Mesa, CA

Broker/Attorney 714-319-9751 DRE01267479 - Costa M

I am so glad that Patricia pointed me to this post. I couldn't stop laughing.

Nov 02, 2009 02:26 PM

Monica Bourgeau

Portland, OR

Business Coaching

Very cute post, I LOVE Dogs too. I especially love Derriere - I think my dog has some of that in his breeding :) Have a great week!

Nov 02, 2009 03:35 PM

R.E. Renée Hoover, Salesperson

Century 21 Geba Realty, Milford, PA; Licensed in PA & NYS - Milford, PA

Poconos, Pike, Wayne, Monroe Counties, PA; PA/NYS

Love it! Very funny - am sharing it with all my dog lover friends.

Nov 02, 2009 09:23 PM

Jane Cross

Homes By Cross serving Charlotte NC Real Estate Needs - Charlotte, NC

Gary, What a great group of combos! Back on the farm, we would just call them mutts:) HA

Nov 03, 2009 09:16 AM

Jeff&Grace Safrin

F.C.Tucker 1st Team Real Estate - Valparaiso, IN

SpousesSellingHousesTM

LOL too cute Gary! will have to share this one for sure!

Sincerely,

Grace

Nov 05, 2009 03:18 AM

Anthony Ebright - NMLSR ID #247647 Purchase and Refinance Mortgages

FHA, VA, Conforming, Jumbo - Wells Fargo Home Mortgage - Santa Rosa, CA

LOL! Gary, you certainly are creative! I have to show my wife. I'm sure she will want a couple more puppies to add to our collection.

Nov 09, 2009 01:07 AM

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