Here are a few more random thoughts that cross my mind, while I sit floor-time in our office, waiting for the phones to ring.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but it darkens our skin?
Why can't women manage to apply mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? C'mon, if they were truly psychic.
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Shouldn't they have perfected it by now?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Shouldn't there be mouse-flavored cat food?
And when dog food tastes new and improved, who tested it?
Is it really necessary to sterilize the needle used for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they just make the entire plane out of the stuff?!
Do sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called "apart"-ments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is CONgress the opposite of PROgress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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