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Halloween Humor

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

 Opening Act:

What did the ghost get for Halloween?  Some Booo-T

Yo' mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!

What's a witch's favorite subject?  Spelling!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?  Bone appetit!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

Main Event:

 Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."


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Matt, please be appreciative of the fact that there's no cover for this performance

Oct 30, 2009 07:06 AM
Heather Chavez
Second Self Virtual Assistance - Caldwell, ID
Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235

OK, you had me smiling and giggling until the "I'll be Bach" comment.  I actually groaned out loud and put my hand over my eyes.  Yee-ouch!  ;O

Oct 30, 2009 07:06 AM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
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Hi Matt, Thanks for the humor for the day.  A nice way to start the weekend.

Oct 30, 2009 07:27 AM
Stephen Kappre
KW Hometown - Mantua, NJ
Helping You Home

Over the phone ... that's good. The Arnold one - that was painful!!!!!

Oct 30, 2009 12:36 PM
Kathleen Frawley
Keller Williams 916 730-4404 Elk Grove, Wilton, Folsom, Sacramento - Wilton, CA
South County Sacramento, 916 730 4404

Trick or treat over the phone, now THAT'S ugly.

Oct 30, 2009 02:00 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Very good Matt.  I should have seen the "I'll be Bach" line coming, but I didn't and I was laughing.

Oct 30, 2009 11:56 PM
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

Matt, "I'll be Bach"??? I had to read it outloud to get it! Kate

Oct 31, 2009 05:53 AM
John Mayer
Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida - Cocoa Beach, FL
Your Beach Area Expert

Hey Matt - Funny stuff and thanks again for all your comments on my blog.

Nov 01, 2009 12:16 AM
1~Judi Barrett
Integrity Real Estate Services 116 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745 - Idabel, OK
BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK

Funny, Funnnny, FUNNNNNNNNY!

Nov 01, 2009 10:21 AM
Russel Ray, San Diego Business & Marketing Consultant & Photographer
Russel Ray - San Diego State University, CA

I was laughing and groaning at the main event, laughing because I sing and play the piano and violin, and groaning because Arnold and Bach should never be connected in any way, shape, or form. LOL

Nov 01, 2009 10:25 AM