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LOL FRIDAYS - Political Humor

By Scott Owens

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October 30, 2009 09:08 AM

I know you have been waiting for a joke blog from me for some time Mirela... here's a little something that's sure to offend someone...

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

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Gaylen Thornton

Desert Heritage Real Estate - Surprise, AZ

That was hilarious, thanks for the humor!

Oct 30, 2009 09:44 AM

Mirela Monte

Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC

Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Scott: Yes, you're right - I have been waiting for your great wit to grace our fine group. In the meantime I've had only your Facebook glee for sustenance. You sure have the gift. You make me laugh so often. It's a spontaneous, full throttle laughter... you know, the knee slapper type. You say some things Scott that are short, to the point and just downright hilarious. Your Facebook comments are a delight.

This joke is pretty good, but not as good as the stuff you make up on a regular basis. Come on, give us some of that Scott witt. Until then, I'll savor this and simply urge you to come visit more often.

Oct 30, 2009 04:06 PM

Brian Kuhns

Coldwell Banker Roth Wehrly Graber - Fort Wayne, IN

Fort Wayne Real Estate by Brian Kuhns

Great joke...thanks for the laugh. Don't mind if I share that one with others

Oct 31, 2009 02:26 PM

Lisa Hill

Florida Property Experts - Daytona Beach, FL

Daytona Beach Real Estate

LOL. I love it! Let's just hope that no matter what your political affiliation, people can all lighten up and enjoy a good joke =)

Nov 01, 2009 03:15 PM

Robert Rauf

CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

You can never go wrong with a little political humor!

Nov 06, 2009 07:26 AM

Cecily Parks

iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Hahahahahahahahaha! Very funny! Thanks Scott! That cracked me up. I'm stealing it!

Nov 27, 2009 05:13 AM

Inna Ivchenko

Barcode Properties - Encino, CA

Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC • Short Sale • Probate

This is the ending I expected, but I think it needed to be in underground lands. I doubt those three will make to the Heaven... What do you think?

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