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MARRIAGE COUNSELING This is why men do not understand women....... A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage.. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, The therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I Golf.
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Christine Hooks
Pino Agency - Pennsville, NJ
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That is funny, Connie!  Thanks!  I'm going to pass that on to some friends tonight at dinner.  Thanks again.

Nov 03, 2009 01:46 AM #1
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Daryl Datus
John L Scott - Port Orchard, WA
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how sad but very true for a lot of people

Nov 03, 2009 01:47 AM #2
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Allen Tate - Concord, NC

I absolutely love this.  How about having a Wednesday morning funny as well.

shelton

Nov 03, 2009 01:54 AM #3
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R. Greg Osmond
Sutton Group-Capital Realty Ltd. - St Johns, NL
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Great story.  My wife is a counselor so I will have to pass it on to her.  Thanks.   

Nov 03, 2009 03:12 AM #4
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Steve Loynd
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With a laundry list of faults at home the only thing the poor guy has to look forward to is Golf on Friday...now she's going to screw that up too. :o)   

Nov 03, 2009 04:04 AM #5
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Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
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LOL. Loved it! Great sense of humor Connie.

Steve

Nov 03, 2009 06:08 AM #6
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Rich Cederberg
eXp Realty - Albuquerque, NM
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Too funny Connie, but hey, if it works for everyone-why not!?!

JK.

Nov 03, 2009 09:45 AM #7
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Nick T Pappas
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Connie Lou, I see this as a female problem!  Guys are pretty much uncomplicated...it's women who are so connected to everything and make things so much more complicated than they need to be...I'm going golfing...oh wait it's not Friday...oh well, so what...see ya! 

You know I'm just messing with you!!

Kind of saw the punch line coming...laughed anyway...thanks.  

Nov 04, 2009 08:38 AM #8
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Vanessa Stalets
RE/MAX Elite - Brentwood, TN
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Very funny! My hubby would probably answer in a similar fashion as well. Ha!

Nov 05, 2009 02:03 AM #9
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