More things to think about it.

By
Real Estate Agent with Prudential California Realty

   More things to think about it.

              Why is lemonade made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

                  Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

                  Why is what doctors do called "practice"?

                 Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

                 Why is a boxing ring square?

                 Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

                 Why is "abbreviated" such long word?

Comments (7)

Marie Kletke
iNet Realty - Long Beach, CA
Broker - Long Beach Real Estate

Gilberto,

More philosophical quagmire.  Our language is so funny.  thanks!

Jun 25, 2007 10:33 AM
Venice Harris
EXP Realty - Conyers, GA
Real Estate Agent - Conyers, GA
Hi Gilberto!  These were very cute.  Made me say.... hummmmm.  :)  Thanks for sharing.  By the way, I can put on mascara with my lips closed.  :)
Jun 25, 2007 10:34 AM
Mother Lode
Real Living Sugar Pine Realty - Sonora, CA
Real Estate Master
Did you get those from a site? If so, pass on the link. Thanks for the brain twister.
Jun 25, 2007 10:56 AM
Orange County Virtual Tours OCTours.com
Orange County Virtual Tours - Mission Viejo, CA

All true and funny :)

Thanks for the humor...

Scott

Jun 25, 2007 11:17 AM
Gil Garcia
Prudential California Realty - Rohnert Park, CA
Rohnert Park,CA Real Estate

I found two more:

     Why don't you ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?!

      Why is it rain drops, but snow falls?

Jun 25, 2007 02:23 PM
Cyndee Haydon
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
727-710-8035 Clearwater, Beach Short Sales Luxury Condos &Homes
Gilberto - gave me a chuckle - thanks for bringing me a smile today
Jun 25, 2007 02:51 PM
Gil Garcia
Prudential California Realty - Rohnert Park, CA
Rohnert Park,CA Real Estate

One more:

                Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you used?

                                                                                

Jun 26, 2007 04:16 AM