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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

Why cant blondes tell knock knock jokes?  Because, they always leave to answer the door...

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.


The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"


To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

Matt

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Elite Home Sales Team
Elite Home Sales Team OC - Corona del Mar, CA
A Tenacious and Skilled Real Estate Team

oh I totally forgot about knock knock jokes. But now I remember.

Nov 04, 2009 04:05 PM
Guy Thomas
WR Starkey Mortgage - Colorado Springs, CO

On that note I think I will retire for the rest of the evening. Thanks for the humor, Matt.

Nov 04, 2009 04:12 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Matt the last one is a real groaner.  And I love it!

Nov 04, 2009 09:53 PM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Hmm, someday, we might become an endagered species, and a protected class and then it will become politically incorrect to spread this kind of humor :)

Nov 04, 2009 10:05 PM
Stephen Kappre
KW Hometown - Mantua, NJ
Helping You Home

Matt - My head hurts that is so bad, haha. But I'm laughing.

Nov 04, 2009 10:42 PM
Ed Newman
Alamo Infrared, LLC - Midvale, UT

Thanks Matt - My wife will wake up to another blonde joke this morning! Have a great day

Nov 04, 2009 10:44 PM
Gary Coles (Coaching)
Venture Realty International - Las Vegas, NV
Latin America Real Estate

Matt, I always enjoy blonde jokes.  Thanks for sharing them with us.

Nov 05, 2009 01:43 PM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

Nothing like a good laugh to lift the spirits and lighten the day!

:)

Nov 05, 2009 02:25 PM