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Contractor Humor (duh another blonde joke!)

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.


In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.


The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out " green side up!"


In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.


He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"


The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.


In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.


The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"


The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"


"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

Matt

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Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Matt..very cute...:0)

Nov 11, 2009 06:01 AM
Stephanie Frost
Home Team Realty - Ocala, FL
CDPE, SFR

My husband will love this one!

Nov 11, 2009 06:22 AM
Debbie Aldrich
The Watts Group Real Estate - Cottonwood Heights, UT
Salt Lake City Realtor - Salt Lake County, Cottonwood Heights

Great joke Matt.  Hey how did yo check to see the newset members ranking?  I can't figure that out.

Nov 11, 2009 06:37 AM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Matt: you have definitely created a niche for yourself with these jokes. What would a day be without them!

Nov 11, 2009 07:36 AM
Steve, Joel & Steve A. Chain
Chain Real Estate Investments & Mortgage, Steve & Joel Chain - Cottonwood, CA

Matt, Someone suggested you walk on the edge. I beg to differ. I believe you've gone to the "Far Side". This is funny. 

Nov 11, 2009 07:47 AM
Debbie Aldrich
The Watts Group Real Estate - Cottonwood Heights, UT
Salt Lake City Realtor - Salt Lake County, Cottonwood Heights

Thanks Matt for the info,  I guess I better get busy catching up.  I didn't know about that! Thank you!

Nov 11, 2009 07:52 AM
Stephen Kappre
KW Hometown - Mantua, NJ
Helping You Home

Oh man.

Nov 11, 2009 08:09 AM
Joe Brant
Keller Williams Realty - Oriental, NC
ABR, GRI, ePRO

Funny One!  Had me wondering.

Nov 11, 2009 01:12 PM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Dear Matt,

I sure hope your wife is not a blonde!! Or else you will be sleeping in bed tonight and she will be on the couch!! LOL

;)

 

Nov 12, 2009 03:59 AM
Matt Liistro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Bridgeport, AL
Your Credit Repair Expert

Gabe: Try it out as a Polish blonde joke - best of both worlds.

Betina: that was even funnier than my joke - of course that's not too hard!

:)

Nov 14, 2009 03:40 PM
Al Wright
Affordable Canadian Home Inspections - Hamilton, ON
Have your inspections performed the Wright Way

Keep on smiling :-)

Feb 08, 2010 05:16 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Matt-That's extremely funny, love it. It nice to get a good laugh at the end of the day. Best.

Apr 19, 2011 01:33 PM