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LOL Joke of the Day:UFO Crash of 1947

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Real Estate Agent with HomeStarr Realty RS143922A

July, 1947
 
 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over
 60 years a go, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying
 object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep
 and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

 
 This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up
 by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
 
 However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of
 April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the
 following people were born:
 
 Albert A. Gore, Jr.
 Hillary Rodham
lol joke of the day :UFO crash 1947
 John F. Kerry
 William J. Clinton                                    
 
 Howard Dean
 Nancy Pelosi
 Dianne Feinstein
 Charles E.  Schumer
 Barbara Boxer
 
 See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
 
 I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of
 things for you. It did for me.
 
 No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
 
 Now You Know.

    
 



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Comments (19)

Gary Coles (International Referrals)
Venture Realty International - Las Vegas, NV
Latin America Real Estate

Hannah,  This really is a great explanation.  I can't think of any other way that we could have gotten that group.  Thanks for the humor and have a great week.

Nov 19, 2009 12:55 PM
Trey Thurmond
BCR Realtors - College Station, TX
College Station , Texas Homes

So funny ...yet now I am wondering if it really is a possibility!  Thanks Hannah for the chuckle.

Nov 19, 2009 01:18 PM
Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Hmm very interesting. Should we look into it? Thanks for the laugh, I loved it!

Nov 19, 2009 01:38 PM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Gary..I could not resist ..LOL

TREY..Stanger things have happened...LOL

Michael...This is TOP SECRET...SHHHHHHH....:0)

Have a Good One

HELPFULHANNAH

Nov 19, 2009 01:46 PM
Dan Tabit
Keller Williams Bellevue - Sammamish, WA

That makes a lot of sense!  Thanks for filling us in. :o)

Nov 19, 2009 01:51 PM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Dan..I thought I should in case you didn't know..LOL

Nov 19, 2009 01:54 PM
James Downing - Metro DC Houses Team REALTORS®, CRS, GRI, ABR,MRP, MilRes
Real Living | At Home - Washington, DC
When Looking to Buy or Sell - Make the Right Move

I was looking forward to your joke - until I read it.    Political Humor is tuff for us DC folks.

Nov 19, 2009 02:46 PM
John Thomas
E3 Green HOMES - Boulder, CO
EcoBroker, MSEE, MBA

Interesting...makes you wonder if it was coincendence or did someone somewhere plan it that way!

Nov 19, 2009 02:52 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

So now we know the rest of the story...

Helping you live your American dream...

Nov 19, 2009 09:06 PM
The Somers Team
The Somers Team at KW Philadelphia - Philadelphia, PA
Delivering Real Estate Happiness

OMG !!!  Thanks for the chuckle !!  Was a good one : )

Nov 19, 2009 10:36 PM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH@properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Hannah, this is just too funny.  Now, there must have been a few Republicans born around that time!

Nov 20, 2009 12:44 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Jim..I could not resist...sorry :0)

John...You have to wonder and laugh..Thanks

Michael..We are on the same page...:0)

Chris and Stephanie...Laughter is the best medicine..Yes??

Pat...Oh I am sure you are right...have to find one for that ..:0)

Nov 20, 2009 02:36 AM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Oh my, oh my!  Funny! 

Nov 20, 2009 03:26 AM
Liz Loadholt
Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC - Mount Pleasant, SC
Realtor--Broker-in-charge - Trainer--Relocation Director Covering SC

Hannah ---- this is very funny ---- I love it -- thanks for sharing.

                                                                   

Nov 20, 2009 05:23 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Mirela..We have to laugh don't we ..:0)

Liz....Glad you had a good laugh..:0)

Nov 20, 2009 06:00 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Well now that might just explain a whole lot to a lot of people. I was born in April of 1948.  Hannah, your blogs are starting to cut too close to me.

Nov 20, 2009 09:42 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Ed..you are too FUNNY ..:0)

Nov 20, 2009 10:56 AM
Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
CNE, e-PRO

Hi Hannah,

It's a great story except that Hillary was born October 26 1947 and Bill was born August 19 1946.  And Nancy is......just older!!  LOL.

Great story though!!

Steve

 

Nov 20, 2009 04:35 PM
Nathan Tutas
Tutas Towne Realty, Inc. - Davenport, FL
Your Central Florida Real Estate Expert

That was a good one. Thanks for sharing.

Jan 28, 2010 01:45 PM