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Blonde Exams

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.


During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.


"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

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Matt

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Jon Budish
Resident Realty - Fort Collins, CO

Very funny Matt! Do you think she passed? 

Nov 21, 2009 02:22 AM
Brian Madigan
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage (Toronto) - Toronto, ON
LL.B., Broker

Matt,

I just read this post, but I can't admit to liking this one either.

Brian

Nov 21, 2009 02:33 AM
Norma J. Elkins
Elite Realty Group - Morristown, TN
Realtor - Elkins Home Selling Team

Very cute!   Wonder how it come to be that blondes get all the attention like this???? Ha! Ha!

Nov 21, 2009 03:07 AM
Anthony Ebright - NMLSR ID #247647 Purchase and Refinance Mortgages
FHA, VA, Conforming, Jumbo - Wells Fargo Home Mortgage - Santa Rosa, CA

LOL! Where did you get all of these jokes? You made my day.

Nov 21, 2009 03:24 AM
Ed Newman
Alamo Infrared, LLC - Midvale, UT

This one is getting forwarded to my blonde friends - thanks!

Nov 21, 2009 03:51 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Matt, I liked this one.  How did she do on the test?

Nov 21, 2009 10:51 PM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

Jon: Clearly she passed.  I used this method myself in college and can vouch for it's accuracy!

:)

Nov 23, 2009 01:49 AM