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HOLIDAY LAUGHTER ::: A little levity to enjoy between cooking and traveling!

By
Real Estate Agent with Casmi Photography

 

Random Thoughts for the Day:

 

 1.    I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

 

 2.   Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

 

 3.   I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

 

 4.   There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 

 5.   How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 

 6.   Was learning cursive really necessary?

 

 7.   Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

 

 8.   Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

 

 9.   I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

 

10.   Bad decisions make good stories.

 

11.   You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

 

12.   Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?   I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

 

13.   I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

 

14.   "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

 

15.   I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

 

16.   I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

 

17.   I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

 

18.   My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

 

19.   I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

 

20.   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

 

 

 

Live, Laugh, Love

 

 

Posted by

 

Carol Smith

Casmi Photography

Mebane, NC 27302

919-418-6549

casmiphotography@triad.rr.com

 

 

Comments (12)

Kate Elim
Dockside Realty - Spotsylvania, VA
Realtor 540-226-1964, Selling Homes & Land a

Hi Carol...That's more than a little levity, that's a whole bunch.  Thanks.

Kate

Nov 25, 2009 09:45 AM
Donna & Larry Johnson
Keller Williams Real Estate - West Chester, PA
Chester & Delaware County

Good stuff, we can always use a laugh at the end of the day. I do the same thing with certain phone numbers.

Nov 25, 2009 09:51 AM
License Retired
Lebanon, TN

Love these!!

#4: Amen!!!

#8: Reminds me of what a comedian once said: "When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car"

Nov 25, 2009 09:54 AM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Carol, The list was so wonderful because it is so TRUE.  I wish you and your family a Wonderful Holiday tomorrow.

Nov 25, 2009 12:05 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Carol, these are all great, but I really like; 2,10,11 & 12...have a wonderful "Turkey Day".

Nov 25, 2009 01:41 PM
Steve Shatsky
Dallas, TX

Hi Carol... thanks for the bit of humor to start the holiday weekend!

Nov 25, 2009 02:54 PM
Lola Audu
Lola Audu~Audu Real Estate~Grand Rapids, MI Real Estate - Grand Rapids, MI
Audu Real Estate~Grand Rapids, MI ~Welcome Home!

Carol, I'm so glad I stopped by tonight.  You made me smile. :)  Happy Thanksgiving to you.

Nov 25, 2009 03:46 PM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Hi Carol!  I'm laughing at Rick's comment--I do the SAME thing!  #2 is hilarious!  That rarely happens to me--if I'm wrong I don't have any problem saying, "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"  But, if it's gotten too far along and all of a sudden, I realize I was SO wrong, (usually with hubby!)--ARRGH!  That does suck!

I hope you and yours have a wonderful Thanksgiving...

Nov 25, 2009 05:02 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Carol... I can identify with almost all of these.  Thanks for the trip down 'Life Reality

Nov 26, 2009 01:03 PM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Carol, I loved these.  Lots of those random thoughts have passed thru my head.  #12 is probably my favorite... the idea of replacing my dvd collection at this point is mind boggling.

Nov 26, 2009 02:26 PM
Cynthia Tilghman, Realtor® Onslow County NC Home Specialist
Kingsbridge Realty, Inc - Hubert, NC

Carol,
These are wonderful and soooo true!  Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Nov 27, 2009 10:06 PM
Carol Smith
Casmi Photography - Mebane, NC

Thank you all for your comments!  I'm glad I was able to inject a little laughter into your holiday.  Have a great day!

Nov 27, 2009 11:48 PM