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Waiter, Please…

Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Fort McMurray

A guest of a resort hotel in a tourist area walked into the dining room where breakfast was being served.  Shortly after the guest sat down a waiter arrived to take his order.


"I would like two eggs, over easy, one with the yolk overcooked and rubbery and the other undercooked with the yolk broken and running out on the plate.  I would also like some sausage that has been grilled and set out on the plate to get cold, burnt toast that has also grown cold so that it crunches and crumbles into nothing at the first bite, butter that has been in the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of coffee that is lukewarm and very weak."


The waiter busily scratched down the guest's order and said, "This is a very complicated order, sir.  It might be difficult to deliver it exactly as you have requested."


The guest replied, "But I had that exact breakfast here yesterday!"

Sandra Scott
DPR Realty - Payson, AZ
REALTOR of Choice! Payson, Pine & Strawberry, AZ


Nov 27, 2009 11:47 PM
Pat O'Reilly
RE/MAX..214-289-6176 Irving and all of Dallas Fort Worth - Irving, TX

Pat...good one. Thanks for the morning laugh...

Nov 27, 2009 11:51 PM
Bill Ladewig
LoanOfficerSchool.com - Escondido, CA
Experience Is Your Advantage

Pat, thanks for a Saturday morning smile.

Nov 27, 2009 11:51 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Funny, but some times so true. Thanks for the laugh.

Nov 28, 2009 12:12 AM
Ty Lacroix
Envelope Real Estate Brokerage Inc - London, ON


It's too early in the morning for that one!


Nov 28, 2009 12:53 AM
Brian Madigan
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage (Toronto) - Toronto, ON
LL.B., Broker



Thanks, I see that you are now competing for the morning smile.


Nov 28, 2009 01:00 AM
Max Jamison
Max Jamison - Manhattan, NY

That was very good.  We all need a chuckle to start the day, in the middle of the day, and at the end of the day . . . and a few more for good measure.  We just don't laugh enough.

Nov 28, 2009 01:23 AM
Mary Hillerman
Crye-Leike Realtors® - Bentonville, AR

Good Morning Pat, and here I thought the guest was homesick for his wife's breakfast.  :)  I hope you are having a great year and find the time to come back and play in the Rain.

Oct 16, 2011 01:48 AM