A FSBO seller was trying to sleep, but the next door neighbor's dog was barking. This had been going on for months and was part of the reason the owner wanted to sell. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep. Finally, the FSBO seller says, "I've had enough. Our house is not selling. I need to do something about this now!" So he gets up, puts on his robe and goes down stairs and out the back door. A little while later, he comes back. "What did you do? The dog's still barking," asks the wife. "I put the dog in our back yard. Let's see how they like it."