It's Friday...Time for more Funny Friday Quotes!!!! Enjoy!

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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." Henry Youngman

"Life is just one damned thing after another." Elbert Hubbard

"There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age."Benjamin Spock

"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!" Tommy Cooper

"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." Albert Einstein

"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades." Duffy Daugherty

"Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. Jim Murray

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that." Bill Shankly

"A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture." Chris Rock

"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory." Albert Einstein

"Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' " Joe Namath

"I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep."  Jim Loy

"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."  Phyllis Diller

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."  George Reeves

 

***MY PERSONAL FAVORITE....I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. Dolly Parton

Have a great day!! ;)

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Jennifer A. Martin, REALTOR® 

Bancroft Realty, LLC 

Direct: (469)-450-2129

Jenniferamartin777@gmail.com

 

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Roy Kelley
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Thanks for sharing.  Good for Friday morning smiles. Have a wonderful holiday season!

Dec 03, 2009 11:32 PM #1
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Craig Rutman
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There's some pretty funny quotes there Jennifer!

Thanks for the morning laugh!

Dec 03, 2009 11:33 PM #2
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Morgan Evans
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I enjoyed the one about the cat being a sneaky little furball, isn't that the truth.

Dec 03, 2009 11:40 PM #3
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Jason Simonson
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Good Stuff. Thanks for the chuckle.

                                               

Dec 03, 2009 11:56 PM #4
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Norma J. Elkins
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Thanks for sharing -- very good for a laugh on this Friday morning!

Dec 03, 2009 11:59 PM #5
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Steve Merson 512 412 1621
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Hi Jennifer,

Those are wonderful. LOL.  As I'm from the UK originally, I just wonder how many people here recognise the names of Bill Shankly and Tommy Cooper?

Have a great day,

Steve

Dec 04, 2009 12:00 AM #6
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Jennifer A. Martin
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Don't you just love these??!!  People say the funniest things! And we all need a good laugh these days!  Thanks for the comments!  Enjoy your weekend!

Dec 04, 2009 12:01 AM #7
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Pat O'Reilly
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Jennifer..always enjoy a good laugh in the morning. Good way to start the day...Dolly Partons quote is awesome...

Dec 04, 2009 12:07 AM #8
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Tim Bradley
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Thanks for the laugh! I'm going to share a few of these...

Dec 04, 2009 12:21 AM #9
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Jennifer A. Martin
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Thanks Tim!  You are welcome to 'em!

Dec 04, 2009 12:22 AM #10
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Kevin Cavanaugh
Keller Williams Hudson Valley Realty - Tappan, NY
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Thanks Jennifer, I especially like the whiskey diet! Have a great day.

Dec 04, 2009 12:27 AM #11
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Jennifer A. Martin
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LOL!  Yeah, I'm thinking about trying that diet over the holidays...again! ;)

Dec 04, 2009 12:36 AM #13
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Tom Boos
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Love your quotes!  Thanks for puutting a smile on my face this morning.

Dec 04, 2009 01:08 AM #14
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You're welcome Tom!  Have a great day!

Dec 04, 2009 01:10 AM #15
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