Humour: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Reblogger Mirela Monte
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Buyers' Choice Realty

 

Original content by Tanya Nouwens E8107

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50* F (10* C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Texans die of exposure.
Canadians plant gardens.

35* F (1.6* C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32* F (0* C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0* F (-17.9* C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60* F (-51* C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100* F (-73* C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173* F (-114* C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460* F (-273* C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500* F (-295* C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

GO Habs GO!  And happy December everyone.

Tanya Nouwens

Affiliated Real Estate Agent, JJ Jacobs Realty Inc. www.jjjrealty.com 

Owner & President, Ready, Set...Sold! www.readysetsold.ca

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Suesan Jenifer Therriault
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Haha, that's pretty funny and some of it could even be confused with the facts. My husband certainly seems to be pretty much unaffected by the cold, so some of this must be true.

Dec 04, 2009 02:48 AM #1
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marti garaughty
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 Mirela, too funny and sooooooo true. One January I was in Orlando, FL. It was about 50F. The locals had heavy sweaters & jackets while I was in jean shorts and a shirt. They looked at me like I was from another planet. ;-)  Avoir un bon fin semaine.

Dec 04, 2009 03:02 AM #2
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Gary Coles (International Referrals)
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Mirela,  This is great.  I've seen a similar one for Wyoming where my Mom lives.  I'm building a house for her in the mountains and last night it was -13F (-27F with wind chill).  I finally dug out a jacket. LOL

Dec 04, 2009 03:10 AM #3
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Steve Loynd
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Mirela, I live about an hour and a half from the Canadian Boarder...we are brothers from another mother here in New Hampshire. We like to play golf when the ground is frozen you get a lot of extra roll out of the ball when it lands. Funny Stuff!!

Dec 04, 2009 04:12 AM #4
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Rosina Woolston
RE/MAX at Jennersville - Oxford, PA

Very cute!  Thanks for sharing with us.

Dec 04, 2009 04:26 AM #5
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Kevin Cavanaugh
Keller Williams Hudson Valley Realty - Tappan, NY
Lic. Associate Broker, ABR, GREEN

Ha Hah Mirela, you always have some very good ones.  Thanks for laugh.

Dec 04, 2009 05:08 AM #6
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Nick T Pappas
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Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Mirela, me being from Chicago and now in Alabama it's much like your chart.  Folks here are all bundled up around here when it's 50F...still shirt sleeve weather up north.

Dec 04, 2009 02:34 PM #7
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