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Random Thoughts for the Day:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you  realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was  younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the h3ll are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I  know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at  work  when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I  don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

15. I hate it when I miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back it rings nine times and goes to  voicemail.  What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.


Maureen McCabe
HER Realtors - Columbus, OH
Columbus Ohio Real Estate

"Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you  realize you're wrong." that is a horrible moment...

Dec 04, 2009 03:45 AM
Nicholas Goraczkowski
Aurora, CO
Your Mortgage Resource - (720) 83-RATES

Those are great. A few great conversation starters in there. I could use a nap right now!!!!

Dec 04, 2009 03:45 AM
Jean Hanley
Coldwell Banker Kivett Teeters - Hemet, CA
Specializing in Folks Who Want To Buy/Sell Homes

OK, you got my attention, being the "class clown" that I am.  You DON'T know how to fold a fitted sheet?  Wow.  lol  I totally agree with #18.  Why haven't you called Miller to suggest a commercial?  This was funny stuff to start my Friday.  Thanks

Dec 04, 2009 03:48 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Kyle, I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least a little bit tired...you said it, I find these days the best I feel all day is about ten minutes before I go to bed for the night.

Dec 04, 2009 03:49 AM
Peter Gibaud Team
BHHS Homesale Realty - Chambersburg, PA
Master Marketers. Trusted Advisors.

Answer to #5. It is all in the fitted corners and your fist. One at a time put your fist into a corner (collecting them, if you will). After the first two are on your fist, fold the sheet in half. Now add the last 2 corners to the collection fist. You will be able to neatly fold any fitted sheet this way.   

Dec 04, 2009 03:54 AM
Ed Newman
Alamo Infrared, LLC - Midvale, UT

Great stuff there - I'm send this one out to my buddies. Thanks

Dec 04, 2009 07:03 AM
Gary Swanson
Century 21 Harris & Taylor - Grants Pass, OR

Great list Kyle.  Mapquest can't even give me the right directions for getting off the street I live on!

Dec 05, 2009 02:54 AM