Words of Wisdom from Groucho Marx

Real Estate Agent with Featuring Susan Craft, CRS, REALTORĀ® - McEnearney Associates

Every Wednesday I try to come up with quotes from someone famous that will make us think about our lives, our business, and maybe have a chuckle or two.  Personally, I think the first quote below applies to our politicians.  When you do something wrong, there are consequences.  A childe of five knows this, but our politicians seem to be immune from the consequences of turning our country over to the Banksters.  In fact, our politicians seem to operate on the last quote in the list below.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx

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Comments (5)

Pocono Luxury Homes The Jeff Rickert Team
RE/MAX Property Specialists - Pocono Lake, PA
Poconos Luxury Homes


Thanks for the words from Groucho Marx 

Dec 08, 2009 10:41 PM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
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Groucho was a gem indeed.  So many of his quips are legendary.  Thanks for sharing a few with us today.

Dec 09, 2009 01:13 AM
Gary Swanson
Century 21 Harris & Taylor - Grants Pass, OR

Thanks for the funny post.  It's too bad there aren't any comedians like Groucho out there any more.

Dec 11, 2009 03:52 AM
Erin Leonard
Seattle, WA

I love you quote posts.  They are so appropriate for the times.

Dec 15, 2009 10:55 PM
Alessandro Columbo
Team Columbo - Las Vegas, NV

He was a funny guy, but many of his jokes were poking at reality.

Dec 15, 2009 11:00 PM