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Friday Funnies :The Old Lady's Christmas Letter

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Real Estate Agent with HomeStarr Realty RS143922A

Christmas Letter

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to
process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky and writing to God with an actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Friday Funnies:Little Old Lady's Letter

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very s
mall pension.Friday Funnies:Little Old Lady's Letter

Yesterday someone stole my purse.

It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,
Edna



The postal worker was touched. 

He showed the letter to all the other workers.

Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up
with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected
$96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of
Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her
friends.


Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:
Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.

We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely,
Edna

Friday Funnies:Little Old Lady's Letter   author unknown     sent by BOB

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Comments (29)

Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Hannah, wherever do you geth these? Phots of Triple PLay look fun!

Dec 10, 2009 09:42 PM
Ann Allen Hoover
RE/MAX Advantage South - Hoover, AL
CDPE SRES ASP e-PRO Realtor - Homes for Sale - AL

Hi Hannah, you come up with the best jokes!  Hope you have have a great day!

Dec 10, 2009 10:53 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Hannah, that's funny, didn't she realize that even God needs to pay postage?

Dec 11, 2009 12:13 AM
Robert Hammerstein
Christie's International Real Estate - Hillsdale, NJ
Bergen County NJ Real Estate

Hannah - good one.... Those post office guys again....lol

Dec 11, 2009 01:51 AM
John Cannata
214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com - Frisco, TX
Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

Poor post office workers getting blamed for everything.

Dec 11, 2009 01:59 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

I love it Hannah!This Paul can giggle too...
Just trying to have a positive Friday,
Paul

Dec 11, 2009 03:19 AM
Liz Loadholt
Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC - Mount Pleasant, SC
Realtor--Broker-in-charge - Trainer--Relocation Director Covering SC

Hannah ---- thanks for the laugh -- have as great weekend.
 

 
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Dec 11, 2009 04:11 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Carla..Your jokes are awesome too ..thank you

Rick..we can always count on the Postman anytime of year...:0)

Michael..you said a mouthful..LOL..LOL Ha Ha Ho Ho

Janice..I came home sick as a dog...:0)

Ann..I am stuffing myself with chicken soup..so far it is working....:0)

ED..You are very funny...Love your come backs...:0)

BOB...Good hearts those guys ..ya know...LOL

JOHN....Its all the Christmas cheer they get this time of year...:0)

Paul...If I can make you GIGGLE I am having a great FRIDAY....:0)

LIZ....Laughter is the best medicine ..Have a great weekend too!

HELPFULHANNAH your friend in Philadelphia

Dec 11, 2009 05:20 AM
Rachelle McMahan
Golf Savings Bank - Grants Pass, OR

Thanks for the funny!   I had no idea when I joined AR that I'd be laughing so much.

Dec 11, 2009 07:29 AM
Yvette Gardner
Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC - Spartanburg, SC

That's hysterical.  Thanks for the laugh and have a great weekend.

Dec 11, 2009 09:57 AM
The Somers Team
The Somers Team at KW Philadelphia - Philadelphia, PA
Delivering Real Estate Happiness

Very very very cute !  Thanks for the laugh.  Needed it after a day like today : )

Dec 11, 2009 10:22 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Rachelle..Glad to hear some positve energy here...:0)

Yvette and Dennis..So good to see you back..and with a smile ...:0)

Chris and Stephanie..After a tough day ..laughter is the best medicine...:0)

HelpfulHannah

Dec 11, 2009 11:09 AM
Heather Chavez
Second Self Virtual Assistance - Caldwell, ID
Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235

As they say in the south, Hannah, "God bless her heart."  Great story. :)

Dec 11, 2009 11:36 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Heather..and God bless you too..Thank you

Hannah

Dec 11, 2009 11:52 AM
Kathy Clulow
Uxbridge, ON
Trusted For Experience - Respected For Results

Hanna - one should never bite the hand that feeds them

Dec 11, 2009 02:49 PM
Bob & Leilani Souza
Souza Realty 916.408.5500 - Roseville, CA
Greater Sacramento Area Homes, Land & Investments

Hannah, that was a cute story...thanks for the giggle! :)

Leilani

Dec 11, 2009 06:34 PM
Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
CNE, e-PRO

LOL. That's hilarious Hannah. Loved it!

Steve

Dec 15, 2009 04:20 AM
Tamara Perlman
Referral Network Inc. - Truckee, CA

Hannah--There you go again.  My teen was so upset that a good deed was unappreciated!

Dec 23, 2009 01:14 PM
Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

Cute...The Post Office does get a bad rap...deserved or not!

Dec 11, 2012 08:38 PM
Daniel J. Brudnok, REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Fox & Roach, REALTORS - Exton - PA License #RS-225179-L / Delaware License #RS-0025038 - Downingtown, PA
SRES, e-PRO,ABR,GREEN,CSP

Thanks Hanna for the great Wednesday laugh.....funny story.

Dec 11, 2012 09:01 PM