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Congratulations on your new home - JOKE

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Real Estate Agent

A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said

"Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said.

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,

"Congratulations on your new home".

Comments (3)

Jonathan Vetter
Mercury Lending - San Francisco, CA
That is hilarious, and sad at the same time.  Great post Ginny, you gave me a little chuckle.
Jul 06, 2007 08:34 AM
Ginny Zmijewski
Mebane, NC

thank you,

 

 

Jul 06, 2007 08:35 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate

I told this joke several years ago at the opening of a talk that I gave to my local Chamber of Commerce and it really broke the ice -- the audience loved it!

Also, another good one is that "Real Estate is the second oldest profession.  But it helped house the first oldest profession!" 

Jul 07, 2007 11:23 AM