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Blonde Joke

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. (Walkman - yes it's an 80's joke get over it)


"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.


"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.


"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.


"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"


The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the beuty specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".

Matt

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Stephanie Reynolds
Integrity First Financial Group, Inc. - Santee, CA
East County San Diego Homes 619-838-4408

ha ha ha

Jan 08, 2010 09:24 AM
Shoshana Shay
St. Pete Realty - Treasure Island, FL

LOL -- that is really funny!  You could change it to an iPod to make it a 2000's joke...?

Jan 08, 2010 01:40 PM
Jim Frimmer
HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA
Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

Sony still makes Walkmans, except they are CD players instead of tape players. We have one here that a certain person, who will remain nameless, wears when he's cooking, and since I don't cook, you probably know who it is.

Jan 08, 2010 02:42 PM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

We can never get enough Blonde jokes!  Thanks for your contribution and this morning's chuckle.

Jan 09, 2010 12:43 AM
Matt Liistro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Bridgeport, AL
Your Credit Repair Expert

Always time for a good laugh.

:)

Jan 12, 2010 04:17 AM
Jeff Dugan
Century 21 Absolute Realty - Ridley Township, PA

i heard that one along time ago it will never be old i laughed again ..thanks i need it

Jeff

Jan 24, 2010 01:30 PM