Sellers: Top Ten Signs You Need To Lower Your Price

OK, you've "tested the market" and "you're not really in a hurry to sell."  But here are the top ten signs it may finally be time to lower your price.

1. The last time you had a showing, Start Trek the Next Generation was in its first season.
   
   
2. Days on Market is showing 12 in the MLS, because 12 days ago you rolled the number over for the second time.
   
   
3. You've been through six agents, all of whom were lazy and shiftless and didn't do enough to get your home sold.  Two of the six died of natural causes during the listing period.  A third had a suicide note reading, "Try to renew it now..."
   
   
4. Flyers to your home are printed on papyrus.
   
   
5. Three Superbowl Sunday ads have failed to bring in a buyer.
   
   
6. You're featured on Floyd Wickman expired listing video. (First edition).
   
   
7. Mapquest directions to the street next to yours say "Turn left at the 'For Sale' sign".
   
   
8. Your current listing agent is your first listing agent's grandson.
   
   
9. Printers ran out of ink on the four inch capital letters "SELLER IS MOTIVATED".
   
   
10. Price is expressed in Roman Numerals.