THE HAPPY COUPLE

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Mortgage and Lending with WR Starkey Mortgage

 

man in jail

A wife was looking for her husband and couldn't find him.  She finally went down stairs and found him sitting on an old apple crate sobbing and crying his eyes out. Concerned, she asked him what was wrong.

He said, "honey, do you remember when your daddy, the sheriff, said that he would throw me in jail for twenty years if I didn't marry you"?

Trying to calm him, she said "well I don't think he was serious. And after all this time, why does that make you cry?"

He replied, "well today I would be getting out!"

 

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Loan on meGUY THOMAS 

SENIOR LOAN OFFICER

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Ruth Vogt
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ha-ha. very funny, Guy. My advice: Stick to lending! :)

Jan 20, 2010 04:40 PM #1
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Andrew Monaghan
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Funny, thanks for teh smile

 

Jan 20, 2010 05:06 PM #2
Rainer
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Ah, yes, the beauty of hindsight and all that 20/20 hindsight vision shows us. LOL

Jan 20, 2010 08:23 PM #3
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Cherise Selley
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Guy...glad to see you back with blogging...funny post...Cherise

Jan 21, 2010 01:43 AM #4
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Patricia Beck
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ha,ha!
Jan 21, 2010 06:23 AM #5
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Guy Thomas
WR Starkey Mortgage - Colorado Springs, CO

Ruth, I was thinking if Leno bombs out this time I might have a chance.

You are welcome Andrew. Gald you liked it.

Russell, you have hit on the secret of the ages.

Thanks for the comment, Cherise. Good to be back.

Patricia, I couldn't tell if that was a ha, ha or a ha ha. Thanks for stopping by.

Jan 21, 2010 08:31 AM #6
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Michael Gordon - Colorado Springs Mortgage Lender
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Welcome Back Mr. Thomas.

Jan 21, 2010 11:01 AM #7
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Jennifer Fivelsdal
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Guy sometimes we need to laugh and this was funny.

Jan 22, 2010 09:43 AM #8
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Jane Cross
Homes By Cross serving Charlotte NC Real Estate Needs - Charlotte, NC

Guy, that's very funny. I especially like the eye-catching photo!

Jan 27, 2010 05:12 AM #9
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Kerry Knudson
Cherry Creek Properties, LLC - Colorado - Castle Rock, CO
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Hi Guy ~ thanks for the chuckle!  But I have to admit that Ruth's comment to you made me chuckle even more! ;)

Jan 31, 2010 02:02 AM #10
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Just stopping by to invite you, and anyone reading this, to the ActiveRain Super Bowl Party. Stop by if you get a chance. Geaux Saints!

Feb 07, 2010 06:39 AM #11
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Guy ~  That was cute.  I hope you are not speaking from personal experience.

Feb 17, 2010 09:32 AM #12
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Guy Thomas
WR Starkey Mortgage - Colorado Springs, CO

Dawn, thankfully, this is not from my past. lol

Feb 17, 2010 09:59 AM #13
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