I won't be so bold as to say why, but this hits really close to home today. Way to close!
A man sobering up after a long night of partying is sitting in church and finds the sermon very boring. He is having a hard time staying awake and finally nods off.
The minister noticing this from the start decides to make an example of him. At the end of the sermon, he says...
"Everyone who wants a place in heaven, stand up." All but the sleeping man stands.
Then in a very loud voice the minister bellows..." all who want a place in Hell, STAND UP!"
Just hearing the very last part the sleeping man stands. He looks around, confused and finally says,
"Pastor, I don't know what we are voting for, but it looks like we are the only ones for it."
And so ends another week!


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