Love makes the World go 'Round; but Laughter keeps us from gettiong dizzy

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Wow!!! What a title!

Love makes the World go 'Round; but Laughter keeps us from getting dizzy week.

With Valentine's Day this weekend - love is in the air. Some people say too much love everywhere, enough to drive you crazy. So, to combat that, they have created Love makes the World go 'Round; but Laughter keeps us from getting dizzy week. With the spirit of that in mind, I thought that I would share a few.

  • ""I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me."
    "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
    "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."                                              
  •  A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
    They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".
    The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".

  • A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'

 

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Rainmaker
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Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

I really like your blog title. The blog is great as well. Hopefully you enjoy your valentine's day holiday and continue with the laughs.

I hope you'll remember me if you learn of anyone moving to "The OC" and I will do the same!

Best regards,

Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CRB CRS GREEN GRI

2007 President, Orange County Association of Realtors           

Feb 09, 2010 06:11 AM #1
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Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • Green • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

I love those jokes:) They never get old. 

Have a great week with a lot of laughter:) 

Jun 20, 2017 12:25 AM #2
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Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • Green • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Laughter has a huge effect on creating a positive mental attitude, physical well-being, and success:) 

Jun 20, 2017 12:25 AM #3
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