Some day I'm going to get into a car accident. I just know it.
Whenever I'm out and about, I'm distracted by the signs of various businesses as I drive by them.
I like to see not only the names of businesses but any exterior marketing that they might be doing.
There's an Irish bar over near San Diego State University called Effin's Pub and Grill. I don't know if the owner's name is Effin, but I've always liked innuendos, and if you think hard enough, remembering that you're in college student territory, you can imagine all the effin language in this Irish bar, and the bar certainly plays it up.
You can order "great big effin' tacos"; barbecue wings that are "effin' spicy"; an extra large one-topping pizza for just $9.99, a "great effin' deal"; or a pizza with everything on it, "the effin' works."
There are daily specials, such as Thursdays when you can participate in "the effin' tradition" of $2 pints of beer and $1 off drinks.
When you're finished eating, or if you just want to drink, play pool, watch sports on HDTV's you can always order "another effin' beer"!
Here's to having a lot of effin' fun at Effin's Pub & Grill!
Go visit them at 6164 El Cajon Boulevard. If you're under 21, you can still enjoy the Irish pub until 9:00 p.m., but, of course, you can't have an effin' drink with effin' alcohol in it!