Kids will say the darndest things (Humor)

TEACHER:       Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:           Here it is.
TEACHER:       Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:           Maria.    
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TEACHER:      John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?    
JOHN:            You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:      Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:          K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:      No, that's wrong
GLENN:          Maybe it is wrong for you, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this kid)    
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TEACHER:      Donald , what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:       H I J K L M N O..    
TEACHER:      What are you talking about?
DONALD:       Yesterday you said it's H to O.      
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TEACHER:     Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.      
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '
MILLIE:         I  is..    
TEACHER:     No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.'    
MILLIE:         All right ...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.      
                 Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?    
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.          
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TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?    
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.  Did you copy his?
CLYDE :        No, sir.  It's the same dog.      
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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?    
HAROLD:     A teacher    

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Matt

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