Heard This Last Night Very Funny

Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Excellence CalBre#01517694/ 01429652

Two hunters (Realtors from California) got a pilot to fly them to the Canadian wilderness to hunt moose.  They manage to get two big bull moose.  As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could only take the hunters, their gear and one moose.  The two hunters objected strongly.  "Last year we shot two.  The pilot let us take both and he had the same plane as yours."  Reluctantly, the pilot (who happened to be an ex-mortgage banker and not wanting to be outdone by another pilot) gave in and everything was loaded.  However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down crashing in the woods.  Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, George and Mike survived the crash.  After climbing out of the wreckage, George asked Mike, "any idea where we are?" Mike replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year".

Comments (6)

Cynthia Larsen
Cotati, CA
Independent Broker In Sonoma County, CA

Hysterical!!  Thanks for sharing and have a great weekend!

Feb 12, 2010 07:15 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Joseph...so once again it's the Mortgage brokers fault...for agreeing with the Realtors. When my sister and I use to get in trouble as kids she would always say...hey you are the one who screwed up by trusting me!!

Feb 12, 2010 07:31 AM
Bob Hirsch
The AVD Group - Bellflower, CA

Very cute -- thanks for posting this.  I think it's a keeper.

Feb 12, 2010 08:50 AM
Robert Machado
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management

Very funny.  Are you saying the real estate agents from California are not too smart?

Feb 12, 2010 04:25 PM
Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

I haven't heard that one before.  Cute!

Feb 13, 2010 01:02 PM
Dean Bergstrom
Bergstrom Realty Inc., Brokerage - Stoney Creek, ON
Broker of Record

Great joke.

Feb 14, 2010 03:21 AM