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Friday Fun.. Math Logic

By Brenda Ellis

Real Estate Agent with OkanaganRealEstateUmbrella@Sutton Group Lakefront Realty

February 19, 2010 01:54 AM

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. If you know me - you know I am all about the numbers...
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M

N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing

will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7

= 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Brell ~ Brenda Ellis REALTOR ®

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Dr. Paula McDonald

Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX

Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

That is great! Thanks for posting.

Feb 19, 2010 01:58 AM

Edward & Celia Maddox

The Celtic Connection Realty - Queen Creek, AZ

EXPERIENCE & INTEGRITY - WE TAKE THE HIGH ROAD

Thanks for posting. We learn a lot from Active Rain blogs. Best Regards,

Feb 19, 2010 02:03 AM

Brenda Ellis

OkanaganRealEstateUmbrella@Sutton Group Lakefront Realty - Vernon, BC

Hi Paula, Edward and Celia,

You are welcome - thanks for reading! Hope you have a wonderful day!

Brell

Feb 19, 2010 02:06 AM

Malcolm Johnston

Century 21 Lanthorn Real Estate LTD., Trenton, Ontario - Trenton, ON

Trenton Real Estate

Hi Brenda, you can never argue with mathematics. Thanks for posting this, it made me laugh.

Feb 19, 2010 02:13 AM

Don Miller

TheDonMillerGroup@Century 21 Executives Realty - Vernon, BC

Your Real Estate Consultant For Life!

wow! Brell, that is funny and yes I did laugh out loud! What a great start to a Friday morning, my latte and a good laugh! Thanks, see ya in the office!

Feb 19, 2010 03:06 AM

Hi Malcolm and Don! Thanks for the comments! Yes - Math.. lol.. gotta love it.. Hope you have a fantastic Friday!

Feb 19, 2010 03:27 AM

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