Joke of the Day

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SEARS CATALOG

 

Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models...

One says to the other, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"

The second one replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful and look at the price!"

The first one says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive.

At this price, I'm buying one.

The second one smiles and pats him on the back.  Good idea!  Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.

Three weeks late, the youngest redneck asks his friend, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"

The second redneck replies..........

 

SCROLL DOWN.. YOU' LOVE IT!

 

 

 No, but it shouldn't be long now.  I got her clothes yesterday!

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C Tann-Starr
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Did not see that one coming. :-)

Feb 20, 2010 01:40 AM #1
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Nicole Monary
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That was very good.  Have a great weekend.

Feb 20, 2010 01:44 AM #2
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Michael Delaware
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Funny!  Have an awesome weekend!

Feb 20, 2010 01:50 AM #3
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Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
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Cute...We all need a smile each day!

Larry & Sheila

Feb 20, 2010 02:10 AM #4
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John Thomas
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Very funny...reminds me of where I grew up in southern Indiana. The Sears catalog was a happening for us teenagers back then.

Feb 20, 2010 04:25 AM #5
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William Feela
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Yup, Made to order bride.  Makes you wonder thou, how many people many many years ago thought somethng like that!

Feb 20, 2010 06:41 AM #6
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
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I'm sure it makes more sense to get the clothes first, but what's wrong with the other way around?

Feb 20, 2010 06:54 AM #7
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Kathy Hyatt ~Plantation, Davie, Sunrise REALTOR
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Oh my gosh, that is so funny! Thanks for making me laugh. Keep posting my jokes

Feb 20, 2010 07:43 AM #8
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Dale Baker
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Howdy and Evenen Connie

Thank ya mighty kindly, for a mighty fine hoot of a joke to read.

Baker Home Energy Audit and Commercial Properties Inspections

Feb 20, 2010 03:46 PM #9
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Karen Kruschka
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That is funny - we need a good laugh from time to time - thank you

Feb 21, 2010 08:09 AM #10
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Antonio & Alexia Cardenas
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Thank you dear Connie for including me as your associate. Now I know someone in NY where I can send my referrals, I sincerely appreciate you including me. I'll always be here in the San Francisco Bay area ready to help you.

Antonio

Feb 21, 2010 01:18 PM #11
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Robert Machado
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This would be a blonde joke but no one wants to think about a naked man showing up.

Feb 21, 2010 04:54 PM #12
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Thanks for adding me as an associate.  I look forward to sharing information and referrals.  Sense of humor is truly an asset in our business, but I am just horrible at telling jokes, my forte is stories.  Make it a great week.

Feb 22, 2010 12:35 AM #13
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Nick T Pappas
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Connie Lou, is there any indication when she might arrive...the clothes are really begining to pile up??

Feb 22, 2010 04:26 AM #14
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Sally Morris
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LOL Gosh that sounds like some of the guys in my neck of the woods!

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