Funny for today:
Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux.
Thibodeaux said, "Boudreaux, you see dat ole barn out dere? Well man,
it's completely infestered wit rats. I tried everything I know an can't
get rid of dem."
Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats.
You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors."
Thibodeaux say, "What's a bull constriptor?"
Boudreaux explains, "Man, dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to
eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once."
Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Klibert's Reptile Farm and
bought him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake
to da barn an let him loose right in da middle and just sat dere and
watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an
dere wasn't nuttin ' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself
in da middle of dat barn and slept all day. He didn't even move and dem
rats jus run all around.
So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da
phone, "Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake.Dem rats is
still runnin' al around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day
Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat snake
Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"
Boudreaux say,"I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat
Viagra is da best ting to use for a 'reptile dysfunction'!!!!!!!!!!"