Blonde wants to prove she can paint to her Husband

By
Home Stager with Altitude Designs Home Staging of Colorado

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
tired of all these Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
So, she Decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.


>

> While her husband is off at work, she decides that
she is going

> to Paint a couple of rooms in the house The next
> day,
right after her Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

>

> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of Paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the Floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a
heavy Parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks Her
if she if OK. She replies yes. He


> asks what she is doing and she Replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are Dumb, and she wanted to
do it by painting the house.

>

> He then asks her why she has a parka over her
> leather
jacket.

> She Replies that she was reading the directions on
the paint can and it Said...

>

> You'll love this...

>

> I know you

> will...

>

> "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
.

Comments (11)

Nicholas Goraczkowski
Aurora, CO
Your Mortgage Resource - (720) 83-RATES

Nice. Got to tell that one to my wife. As a blonde she will (LOVE - HATE) it.

Feb 24, 2010 03:59 AM
Cynthia Larsen
Cotati, CA
Independent Broker In Sonoma County, CA

I have young nieces and nephews who take everything you say literally.  Example:  I told my nephew there was a banana in the kitchen with his name on it.  He want into the kitchen and examined each banana to find the one with "David" written on it.  Maybe blonds never get past this literal stage in life?  I can suggest this because I'm a "freak of nature" redhead :)

Feb 24, 2010 04:05 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Now I know why my paint jobs don't turn out real good.  I don't have a parka!

Feb 24, 2010 05:59 AM
Debby Langford
Altitude Designs Home Staging of Colorado - Glenwood Springs, CO
Garfield-Western Slope Home Stager

Nicholas, she will probably laugh becasue my 2 blonde daughters thought it was funny.

Cynthia, When our daughters were little we would say things like that and they would try. Innocence is priceless. I have some redheaded friends and they make me laugh because of their sense of humor.

Randi, I know why some of the paint jobs I have seen look the way they do.

 

Have a BLONDE Day and pass the laughter on!

Feb 24, 2010 09:02 AM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Debby - Thanks for the laugh. 

Feb 24, 2010 01:04 PM
Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

Put on two coats - I didn't see it coming (*L*) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 24, 2010 02:42 PM
Robert Machado
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management

That is a good one.  I think my blonde wife will too.

Feb 24, 2010 04:23 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Hun... - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Debby, when I was younger I had a painting business while putting myself through school...now I know what I was doing wrong.

Feb 25, 2010 03:00 AM
Debby Langford
Altitude Designs Home Staging of Colorado - Glenwood Springs, CO
Garfield-Western Slope Home Stager

Andy, thanks!

Michael, that's the funny part of most blonde jokes you don't see the simple things coming at you.

Robert -I'm sure she will enjoy it.

Rick-I hadn't either and we had a few good laughs on it.

Nick-I have some painters on the job all bundled up, I thought it was because they kept going out to smoke and now I know the real reason.

Have a GREAT Day!

Feb 25, 2010 04:26 AM
Charles McDonald®
Charlottesville Solutions - Charlottesville, VA
REALTOR®, Principal Broker®, Owner

LOL! ok that is bad, but we are painting so I love it

your friend for Charlottesville Real Estate!

Feb 26, 2010 04:07 AM
Debby Langford
Altitude Designs Home Staging of Colorado - Glenwood Springs, CO
Garfield-Western Slope Home Stager

Charles-good luck painting and don't get too warm. Thanks for linking on facebook enjoy your information

Feb 26, 2010 09:38 AM

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