Important Health Advice for Professional Real Estate Agents

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Original content by Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRB, Phoenix Broker AZ Broker BR030809000

  Important Health Advice for Professional Real Estate Agents

  • Do you have feelings of inadequacy?Important Health Advice
  • Do you suffer from shyness?
  • Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.

    Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

    Stop hiding and start living.

    Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
    nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
    becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
    erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
    money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
    headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
    all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

    WARNINGS:

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends
    over and over again that you love them.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can
    sing.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse
    enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you
    are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    Please feel free to share this important information with as many agents
    as you feel may benefit!

    Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir.. ..

Comments (1)

Terri Onigkeit
Keller Williams of Northern Colorado - Fort Collins, CO
GRI

Cute ,cute I liked this ,gave me a chuckle

Feb 26, 2010 07:22 AM