We're doing a survey for our newsletter. Here is what we're thinking!There are 3 Choices1-Reparation 2-Affirmative Action 3-American Disabilities Act of 1990
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We're awarding a $25 gift certificate to one of the responders (active rain) + 4 in our newsletter. Names will be drawn from "the hat."
You know what the choices are and there is a prize! Here's how this all started.
Reparation-my father came from Ireland. He was white and Catholic and a college graduate. When he arrived in Boston, he applied for a job at Harvard University as a dishwasher. (there was nothing else available) He was told Irish catholics need not apply. Unbelievable! Code Violation! It would seem hilarious today but not to my father when it happened. Any realtor not white, not of Irish descent, not Catholic owes us $500/listing in our zip code
or be subject to a fine of $100/day, if not paid by 3/31/2010.
Affirmative Action Because I am the child of white, Irish Catholics, I have had a rough time getting ahead. My father wanted to go to Harvard when he arrived here. He figured if he could work at Harvard, eventually he would be able to go there and become like Joe Kennedy. I could have been like our former Lion of the Senate who I hear is now sober approximately 135 days. I went to Fordham University and have never been the same. I am a victim of this injustice and I want to be compensated in this manner. A onetime charge of $5000/realtor active in my zip code and a fine of $100/day if not paid by 3/31/2010
American Disabilities Act of 1990- Because I have had 2 heart attacks, quintuple by pass, emphysema, fibrosis, parkinsons disease, shingles, and sleep apnea + I get an occassional kanker sore, any person that lists their home with another realtor without allowing me to compete, will be fined $1000 and must arrange with the selling realtor to have me receive a 25% referral fee or be fined $100/day. Any realtor, other than one with the same illnesses as listed above, deemed to have listing in my zip code, will pay a onetime charge of !000/listing or be subject to a fine of $100/day if not paid by 3/31/2010.
Should my demise be quick and my blog and newsletter not continue I have filed a series of pictures and other evidence with my attorney. Our hidden cameras show my daughter Lauren caught tying a knot in my oxygen line recently.
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