I Erupted in Laughter after reading this.

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Real Estate Agent with Home Real Estate

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."

 

Steven Wright

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Rainmaker
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Glenn Roberts
Retired - Seattle, WA

Perfect retort. When you don't feel like answering the door, knockers should just go away. You have no obligation to let them in.

Mar 01, 2010 12:24 AM #1
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Judd Reynolds
Exit Team Realty - Savannah, GA
Savannah, GA

Steve, its nice to start out the week with a bit of humor. I checked out your website as requested. I like it. clean, simple and useful. Nice background picture of the mountians.

Mar 01, 2010 12:34 AM #2
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Laura Sargent
Carolina One Real Estate - Mount Pleasant, SC

Great - Love that he gave it back and reminded the pastor that we can't always work/socialize on someone's schedule

Mar 01, 2010 12:56 AM #3
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Steven Wright
Home Real Estate - Aurora, CO
CRS - Home Real Estate - 720-989-5283

Judd, thank you very much for your coments and taking a look at my website. I really appreciate it.

Mar 01, 2010 01:09 AM #4
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Ray Perry
CENTURY 21 The Neil Company Real Estate - Roseburg, OR
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LOL, good one.  Someone knew their bible.

Mar 02, 2010 06:38 AM #5
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David Henke
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc - Newtown Square, PA
Realtor, Homes Just West of Philadelphia PA

I like that one.  Always good to know the rest of the story.

Mar 02, 2010 02:42 PM #6
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Ralna Burridge
The Mortgage Centre - Vancouver, BC

I just finised my day at work by reading your post, and thank you for the laughter.

Mar 09, 2010 09:03 AM #7
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