Friday Funnies ~ A Little Court Humor

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Real Estate Agent with Brand Name Real Estate

Here are some hilarious Q & A's from actual Court Records. Hope you enjoy the laughs, these are pretty good.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, do they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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Comments (18)

Jen Anderson
Exit By the Bay Realty - Chesapeake Beach, MD

:)  very funny but scary at the same time!

Mar 05, 2010 01:26 PM
Jen Anderson
Exit By the Bay Realty - Chesapeake Beach, MD

:)  very funny but scary at the same time!

Mar 05, 2010 01:26 PM
David Henke
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc - Newtown Square, PA
Realtor, Homes Just West of Philadelphia PA

Ahh .. deep thoughts for the weekend.  Thanks for the humor

Mar 05, 2010 01:45 PM
Baker Home Inspection and Commercial Properties Inspections
Baker Residential and Commercial Properties Inspections - Springfield, VT
Home and Commercial Properties Inspections Vermont

Howdy and evenen there Jim and Maria

Sure did get a mighty fine hoot readen this here post, Thank you mighty kindly!!!

Baker Home and Commercial Properties Inspections

Mar 05, 2010 03:53 PM
Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

It just kills me that they have been educated in our school systems!

Mar 05, 2010 04:49 PM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Jim and Maria....Actual court records?  Don't you find this a little scary on just who is out there "protecting" us???  Thanks for the laugh, nice to find so early in the morning!

Mar 05, 2010 09:43 PM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

After sitting on many juries over the years, I can tell you that these "wacky" questions are pretty common in courtrooms.  I've personally witnessed many courtroom "funnies".  Thanks for your contributions today.

Mar 06, 2010 12:20 AM
Debi Boucher
Real Estate Showcase Photography - Woodland Park, CO
"Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours

Hi Jim - These are great! I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks for obliging!

Debi

Mar 06, 2010 03:02 AM
Liz Loadholt
Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC - Mount Pleasant, SC
Realtor--Broker-in-charge - Trainer--Relocation Director Covering SC

Maria & Jim ---- very funny -- I thoroughly enjoy reading this. Thanks.
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Mar 06, 2010 05:32 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Jim & Maria...these are classic Q & A, ever get the feeling the Attorney was listening to the answers before asking the next question?

Mar 06, 2010 05:44 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I am thinking that most of these guys never opend the books, they just chewed on the covers.

Mar 06, 2010 08:18 AM
Sun City Grand Homes Surprise AZ Real Estate Leolinda Bowers Designated Broker Leolinda Realty
Leolinda Realty - Surprise, AZ
Sun City Grand in Surprise Arizona

Jim & Maria, these were all good.  I like smiling after reading/hearing good ole fashioned clean jokes.

Mar 06, 2010 02:21 PM
Alexsandra Stewart
Remax equity group - Portland, OR
Broker - Portland Oregon Real Estate

Very funny!  Several LOL's out of that bunch.  I forwarded to a friend of mine who needs some laughs!

Mar 07, 2010 03:28 AM
Jim Frimmer
HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA
Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

Someone once said that the truth is stranger than fiction. You just can't make up that kind of stuff.

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Mar 07, 2010 05:16 AM
Sandy Shores FL RealtorĀ®, Melbourne Real Estate
M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Hi Jim and Maria, I love a great laugh.  These are really funny.  I'm going to have to pass these along. 

Mar 07, 2010 06:43 AM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Jim and Maria - Thanks for the laughs.  Have a great week.

Mar 07, 2010 03:03 PM
Home Loan Search.Online
Home Loan Search Online - Newnan, GA

Thanks for the laughs this morning. You have to love the attorneys that were asking these questions. 

Mar 07, 2010 11:51 PM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Hi Jim and Marie - thanks for your post.. I love reading those kinds of comments.  I have a cousin who is with the Ohio Highway Patrol... I'm sure he could ad a few more enteries.. lol

Mar 08, 2010 11:48 AM