Thing's to do while on hold with Bank of America!

I have found myself on hold with BofA quite frequently in the last 3 weeks.  Twice my hold has been under 10 minutes which has left me staring at the phone in awe but MOST TIMES, it's well over 30 minutes.  So, just for fun, here's some things to do while on hold with everyone's friend, BofA.

1. Snooze.
2. Eat your lunch.
3. Take a poll around the office of how long i might be on hold this time.  Hand out prizes.
4. Chair dance to the lively "hold" music.
5. Talk back to the gal that say's "Please stay on the line, we'll return to assist you momentarily"
6. Check your spam folder & delete as necessary.
7. Have someone in the office stand by your phone while you run down the hall to the ladies room.
8. Count your commission if the short sale get's approved.
9. Head over to twitter to see what your friends are talking about.
10. Complain about BofA to anyone who will listen in your office, on twitter & facebook.
11. vow to never take another short sale.
12. Count the wrinkles BofA has given you so far.
13. Eat girl scout cookies.
14. Wonder aloud if they will answer their phone prior to your next appointment?
15. Memorize the loan # of the short sale you are working on.
16. Record the answers to all the redundant questions they ask you when they FINALLY answer.
17. Consider getting a "hands free" headset to alleviate your aching ears.
18. Write a blog post to commemorate your hold time.
19. Take your blood pressure meds so you don't have a heart attack.
20. Breathe in & breathe out.  REPEAT.

Photo courtesy of:  Flickr.com

OF COURSE this post was created FOR FUN & the actual events above may or may not have occurred (repeatedly).

Kristin Moran

Specializing in San Antonio & surrounding cities
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RE/MAX Access - Realtor®/Owner

KristinMoran@Remax.net 210.313.7397 www.SistersThatSell.com

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