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Crazy and Outdated Minnesota Laws

By
Real Estate Agent with ReMax Action West

It is amazing how many absurd laws are still on the books around the country.  Minnesota has its fair share of these dumb laws and I wanted to share a few. 

The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.  (we needed a law to tell us this?)

All bathtubs must have feet. (no, not real feet)

Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. (this is disturbing)

In Duluth it is illegal to allow animals to sleep in a bakery. (not sure about a Starbucks though)

In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

It is illegal to sleep naked.

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

In St Cloud, hamburgers cannot be eaten on Sundays.

Minnetonka dumb laws include: Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance; Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance and It is a misdemeanor to persuade someone to enter a massage parlor after 11:00pm.  This just begs me to ask if it is okay to just enter the parlor yourself after 11:00pm.

Cottage Grove law states Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies. (huh?)

Airplanes may not be landed in city parks. (phew....!)

and last but not least...

There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office. Now go start rounding up some rats....

Jay Lloyd
Cape Coral Florida - Cape Coral, FL
Allpro Home Inspection

Hi Jeff, Thanks for the chuckle. Think I'll round up some Florida rats and head north, but I'll be sure to keep the duck off my head when I cross the state line. how do these laws stay on the books? just crazy!

Best Regards, Jay

Mar 11, 2010 11:03 AM
Kerrie La Guardia
ActiveRain, Community Manager - Kirkland, WA
Let it Rain!

LOL!  This is too much!!! I wonder if they allow garden burgers to be eaten on Sundays!

Mar 11, 2010 11:06 AM
Randy Schulenburg
Schulenburg Realty, Inc. - Pingree Grove, IL
Schulenburg Realty, Inc.

We were just up in Minnesota two weeks ago.  I just forwarded this to my brother up there.  He'll get a kick out of it.  Thanks.

Mar 11, 2010 12:51 PM
Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

Jeff,  Those are hysterical.  I'm going to have to look up the oddball laws still on the books here in Colorado!

Mar 11, 2010 12:52 PM