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Friday Laughs, And a Book Review.... How To Poo In The Woods

By Robert Rauf

Mortgage and Lending with CMG Home Loans NMLS 248937

March 12, 2010 05:36 AM

This is a combination of book review and Funny Friday:

If anyone pays any attention to my life outside of the Mortgage business you know that a big part of that is Scouting and camping in the woods, so I went out and got this book:

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Yes, that is really the title, and YUP, that is exactly what is discussed in the ENTIRE BOOK!

Other than the obvious, Like be careful of the leaf you use to clean things up... (Leaves of three, let it be) there are numerous ways to do your business in the woods... Who woulda Thunk? The book even has a chapter or two on how to carry out your waste since there are a few parks that are now requiring you to bring even the most biodegradable thing on the planet out with you.

So if you are considering a walk in the woods, and Nature calls... You may want to pick up this book. Make sure you ask for it by name, That's what I did when I picked it up at Barnes and Nobel. It also makes a great conversation piece on your book shelf.

Have a great week end

Rob

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Michael A. Caruso

Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Thanks for the advice and the laugh. I will defiantly remember that book for future reference.

I hope you'll remember me if you learn of anyone moving to "The OC" and I will do the same!

Best regards,

Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CRB CRS GREEN GRI

2007 President, Orange County Association of Realtors

Mar 12, 2010 05:38 AM

Ed Silva, 203-206-0754

Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT

Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Robert that's hysterical. Now you can't even say you can behave like the bears in the woods. It used to be good enough to have a mini shovel and try to be close enough to shrubs to allow for the fertilizer effect to take hold. Thanks for the laugh.

Mar 12, 2010 05:40 AM

CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Michael and Ed, Who would have thought something so simple would cause such a stir!?

Mar 12, 2010 05:56 AM

Janna Scharf

Keller Williams Realty Coeur d'Alene - Coeur d'Alene, ID

Coeur d'Alene Idaho Real Estate Expert

What a riot! they say truth is stranger than fiction, well truth is funnier than most of the made up jokes that go around!

Mar 12, 2010 07:57 AM

Hannah Williams

HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA

Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Robert..I hope it didn't make the best sellers list...LOL...:0)

HELPFULHANNAH

Mar 12, 2010 02:04 PM

Russel Ray, San Diego Business & Marketing Consultant & Photographer

Russel Ray - San Diego State University, CA

I wonder if it's in public libraries. Probably not, or we would have heared ultraconservative right-wing radicals complaining about vulgarity in the libraries. LOL

Don't mind me. I'm just the court jester!

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Mar 13, 2010 04:53 AM

Kim Sellers

Lake Arrowhead, CA Coldwell Banker - Lake Arrowhead, CA

Lake Arrowhead Realtor - BRE#01412099 - Lake Arrow

That is funny! I am going to have to order it now, thanks.

Mar 14, 2010 01:37 AM

Russel, not sure if it is in the library, But Barnes and noble had it!

Hi Kim, The really funny part of it is the fact that it is the second edition, Revised Poo???

Hanna and Janna, Glad you enjoyed it!

Mar 15, 2010 03:36 AM

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