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Tall Tales from the California Highway! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

More tall tales...

A guy on a Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over and thunder rumbled.

In a booming voice, God said to the man, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
 
The biker pulled over and thought for a moment.  He said, "Could you build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
 
God was a little disappointed and replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!  

"I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Why don't you give it a little more thought and think of something that could really help mankind."

The biker thought and thought some more.  Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women.

"We should know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how we can make a woman truly happy."
                                                                 
God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
   

 

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Pat O'Reilly
RE/MAX..214-289-6176 Irving and all of Dallas Fort Worth - Irving, TX

Laura..funny and true. Thanks for the laugh this Monday Morning!!

Mar 14, 2010 11:22 PM
David Obbee
Obbee.com - Agoura Hills, CA

Laura: Thanks for the joke- I will share that with my wife!  :)

Mar 14, 2010 11:23 PM
Scott Baker
www.eHomeReports.com Coldwell Banker Realty - Liberty Township, OH
Realtor Homes for Sale Cincinnati/Dayton Ohio

Have heard it before but i still had to read every word. VERY good joke...I'm looking for the bridge.

Mar 14, 2010 11:53 PM
Katie McBride
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Hopkinton, MA
The McBride Team

That's a great Monday morning joke.  Thanks for starting my week off with a good laugh.

Mar 14, 2010 11:58 PM
Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady!
Keller Williams Realty Boise - Nampa, ID

Great Morning laugh!!!   I am sure a lot of hubbies think that exact same thing   LOL

Mar 15, 2010 12:44 AM
Home Loan Search.Online
Home Loan Search Online - Newnan, GA

It would be easier to make the bridge. Thanks for the laughs this morning.

Mar 15, 2010 01:37 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Morning Laura...I wouldlove to share this with my darling wife, but I am trying to understand her feelings so that I know the right time to do it. ;-}

Mar 15, 2010 03:52 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Building that bridge does seem a little easier, doesn't it?

Mar 15, 2010 06:10 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Laura...I would be the first one to pay the toll on the bridge to understanding Women, but a drive to Hawaii in a convertible would be nice too.

Mar 15, 2010 06:29 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

And be sure to put a roof over that bridge...thanks for the smile !

Mar 15, 2010 10:09 AM
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Thank you for the post. I will share it with others. Have a good week.

Mar 15, 2010 11:14 PM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi Laura:

Thanks for the laugh!!!

Mar 16, 2010 03:41 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

I'd say building that bridge would a lot easier in the end than granting the second wish for sure.

Mar 16, 2010 01:43 PM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

Bgpic11142008103101_lFeatured in M.A.N.C.R.O.W. CONGRATS!

Mar 16, 2010 01:46 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Laura - Thanks for the laugh.  Have a great day.

Mar 17, 2010 03:28 AM
Kara Casamassina
International Property Management Group, LLC - Aiken, SC
Boomers and beyond

haha - not the punch line I was expecting :/      have a great day Laura :)

Mar 17, 2010 06:49 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Laura,

Thanks for the laugh!  Loved it!  Have a great day!

Brigita

Mar 18, 2010 12:49 AM
Cameron Wilson
Labrum Real Estate - Murrieta, CA
The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ

I rode my Harley across that bridge recently and it was a great ride. Nobody pulled out in front of while driving and putting on their makeup.

Apr 05, 2010 12:42 PM
Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

So true.  I wish I'd thought of that.  Great laugh.  Thanks for the good clean joke I can tell clients. 

Mar 23, 2011 08:27 AM
Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY

That gave me a good chuckle - and I needed that today!

Jun 21, 2011 04:22 PM