More tall tales...
A guy on a Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over and thunder rumbled.
In a booming voice, God said to the man, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and thought for a moment. He said, "Could you build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
God was a little disappointed and replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
"I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Why don't you give it a little more thought and think of something that could really help mankind."
The biker thought and thought some more. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women.
"We should know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how we can make a woman truly happy."
God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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