God loves drunk people too!

Home Stager with Altitude Designs Home Staging of Colorado


Have to start and finish each day with laughter! God Bless everyone!


 A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
 door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
 stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
 "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
 He slams the door and returns to bed.
 "Who was that?" asked his wife.
 "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
 "Did you help him?" she asks.
 "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
 "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
 three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? .
 I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God
 loves drunk people too."
 The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
 rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
 "Yes," comes back the answer.
 "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
 "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
 "Where are you?" asks the husband.
 "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.




Larry Gray
Real Estate Consultant - Lakeland, FL

That was funny. Thanks for a good big hearty laugh out loud  even if everyone else in the office thinks I am crazy.

Mar 15, 2010 06:33 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Debby...This one really took me by surprise, thanks for the great chuckle and I'm glad I don't have a swing set near by.

Mar 15, 2010 06:43 AM
Mike Wilbur
Guild Mortgage Company and Oregon Homes For Heroes - Salem, OR

I love this one.  Saw it last week.  Isn't it amazing how the internet gets these things around?

Mar 15, 2010 07:51 AM
Debby Langford
Altitude Designs Home Staging of Colorado - Glenwood Springs, CO
Garfield-Western Slope Home Stager

Larry, Steve & Mike I thought it was funny also my father-in-law sent it to me this morning. I immediately went outside and took the swing down now I have to explain it to the girls! I will blame it on Papa!

Mar 15, 2010 09:02 AM
Shanna Hall
Real Estate Solutions - Kirkwood, MO
I love selling houses!!!St. Louis, MO 314-703-1311

Thanks for the laugh!!!  HAve a wonderful Friday!

Mar 18, 2010 02:38 PM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

That was so cute.  And I can just see his little drunken face wanting to ride the swing!

Mar 20, 2010 01:21 PM
Adam Malachi
A 2 Z Realty LLC - Castle Rock, CO

Very funny! LOL

Thank you very much for sharing.


Mar 25, 2010 06:49 AM