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I Grew Up In Google, Kansas

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Real Estate Agent with RLAH@properties AB95346

Yep, it's true.  I learned yesterday listening to National Public Radio that my old home town has a new name.

On March 1 of this year, the Mayor issued a proclamation that changed the name of Topeka, Kansas (the name is an Indian word that means "a good place to dig potatoes") to Google, Kansas.  They are trying to suck up to Google to become Google's Fiber Project test city.  Should they be chosen, its citizens will have super ultra high speed Internet - about a zillion times faster than what we have now.

Google recently announced plans to build super fast, even uberfast, networks.  According to the NPR story, they are looking for towns of about 500,000 - a lot larger than Topeka, um, Google is now.  And Topeka, um Google is not alone.  Several other communities are also trying to get Google's attention, including Madison, Wisconsin, Iowa City, Iowa, Portland, Oregon, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and Rochester New York, to name a few.  But none has resorted to a name change to improve their chances.

Gee, maybe I should think about moving back - or to whatever city Google selects. 

But back to the name. 

Back in 1826, the original city founders chose the name of Topeka because they wanted to suck up to the Indians, and when Kansas was finally admitted to the Union as the 34th state, Topeka became its capital. Lawyers have advised Mayor Bill Burten to not to make the name change permanent or official, so his proclamation makes Topeka Google only for the month of March.

And I'm glad.  I still have a soft spot for the place.

Hey!  What about  Washington, DC?  We could use a little competition for RCN and Comcast, our local cable and Internet providers!

 

Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

I think the whole idea is kind of Cheesy personally, maybe I am not fond enough of google to appreciate it.

Mar 23, 2010 10:11 AM
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Very interesting Pat, LOL! I wonder if it will work. But if they are chosen, do you think they will make the name change permanent?

And Hannah might be on to something. I never changed my name when I got married.... perhaps I could just make my last name Google? Saying "Google me" could have a whole new meaning....

I'm just sayin....

Mar 23, 2010 10:25 AM
Mitchell J Hall
Manhattan, NY
Lic Associate RE Broker - Manhattan & Brooklyn

I hope they get google but I like the name Topeka since I memorized all the state capitals in third grade. I thought it was named for pudding lol.

Mar 23, 2010 10:34 AM
Eric J
Eric J - Dream Home Financing - Freehold, NJ
Dream Home Financing

I think it is ridiculous to change the name of the city to Google. If they really want to suck up, maybe they should change the name to OBAMA

Mar 23, 2010 12:42 PM
Cynthia Larsen
Cotati, CA
Independent Broker In Sonoma County, CA

LOL ... how does Suckup, Kansas sound?  I wouldn't be happy about my home town name being changed either.

Mar 23, 2010 12:54 PM
Ellie Shorb
Compass Real Estate - Chevy Chase, MD
Realtor DC, MD & VA Luxury Home Expert

There are probably a lot of good names for Washington now, huh? I love it here in DC, but....

Mar 23, 2010 01:42 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Pat...

It smacks of a corporate takeover, but hey, if they need the jobs bad enough!

Mar 23, 2010 01:46 PM
Tom Braatz Waukesha County Real Estate 262-377-1459
Coldwell Banker - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent. SOLD!

Pat

That's pretty cool; Madison Wisconsin is a really cool city and that might be rather appropriate.

Mar 23, 2010 03:10 PM
Lora "Leah" Stern 914-772-4528
Coldwell Banker, 170 N Main Street, New City NY 10956 - New City, NY
Real Estate Salesperson

Pat, sounds to me like you'll have lots of people with an identity crisis - not knowing where they come from.

Mar 23, 2010 03:54 PM
Joan Whitebook
BHG The Masiello Group - Nashua, NH
Consumer Focused Real Estate Services

A branch of our family is from Topeka KS.  I had no idea of the origin of the name.  I guess I'll have to google Topeka!

Mar 23, 2010 03:58 PM
Steve Shatsky
Dallas, TX

Hi Pat... I don't like this one bit.  Sucking up is annoying by itself and not something that would cast a positive light on a city's image in my opinion.  Although I am sure all the printers in Topeka were thrilled.  Think of all the business cards, letterhead, etc. that will now needlessly require reprinting.

Mar 23, 2010 04:23 PM
Kristal Kraft
Novella Real Estate - Denver, CO
Selling Metro Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022

I could think a of a few snarky things to say about putting high speed in D.C. but I will "stiffle myself" as Archie would tell Edith!  Google, Kansas sounds better to me anyway!

kk

Mar 23, 2010 05:13 PM
Russel Ray, San Diego Business & Marketing Consultant & Photographer
Russel Ray - San Diego State University, CA

Way back in 1950, Hot Springs, New Mexico, changed its name to Truth or Consequences. Ralph Edwards, the host of the TV quiz show "Truth or Consequences," announced that they would broadcast the show from the first city to rename itself after the show. Hot Springs, er, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico won!

Now fast forward to more economically troublesome times. With almost every city, county, and state having budget problems, I predict that within 10 years you'll see a lot of cities and counties, perhaps even a state, changing their names to that of whatever company is willing to pay money. It will blossom beyond college football games and stadium naming rights.

Imagine someday having the Apple iPads (formerly the San Francisco 49ers) from Apple (formerly San Francisco), Hewlett Packard (formerly California).

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Mar 23, 2010 09:49 PM
Jackie Connelly-Fornuff
Douglas Elliman Real Estate in Babylon NY - Babylon, NY
"Moving at The Speed of YOU!"

Hi Pat, I'm glad it's not permanent. Topeka is Topeka in my book!

Mar 23, 2010 10:57 PM
Jen Anderson
Exit By the Bay Realty - Chesapeake Beach, MD

Pat, at least it is only for a month!

Mar 23, 2010 11:57 PM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor

Google Kansas? That is really something - personally, I think DC would be a great choice for Google!

Mar 24, 2010 05:43 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Pat, I haven't "Googled" this never mind I just did and after reading the article I have calmed down a bit.  At first I thought Topeka was actually changing it's name permanently.  With so many of the old and new sports venues selling naming rights...who knows anymore...is there anything we won't do for money???

Mar 30, 2010 01:43 PM
Mitchell J Hall
Manhattan, NY
Lic Associate RE Broker - Manhattan & Brooklyn

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RLAH@properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Gayle!  Wow!  How'd you find this one?  And I'm honored!

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