We all enjoy the daily motivational/inspiring quotes each day but how about a twist to it. I like to have humor in my life for it makes things a little easier going.
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."
---Unknown
"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments."
---Jim Morrison
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
---Ed Asner
"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier."
---James Dent
Anyone else have some humor quotes to share?
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