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Ever heard of a square ass!

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Home Inspector with B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com)

I'm intimately familiar with smart asses & jack assess (having occasionally been accused of being one or the other), and running into them on more than one occasion but hadn't ever heard of a square ass.

BUT, below is proof that they must exist somewhere.  I found this toilet during a recent Carlisle, KY Home Inspection.

I had to take a  picture just to prove to myself that I actually saw it.  Thank goodness for digital cameras.

Carlisle Kentucky Home Inspector Square Butt Toilet

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Erby Crofutt
KY Lic# HI-2041
B4 U Close Home Inspections & Radon Testing
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Comments (8)

Bill Travis
Captain Bill Realty, LLC - Gilbert, AZ
Broker/Owner

First time I every saw one. Must be more out there.

Apr 10, 2010 01:33 PM
Barb & Sal Dragotta
Macomb, MI
Macomb County Michigan

This is way too LOL funny; must admit that you had me at the title. So many visual thought pictures
came to mind;  then, there it was--not only is it Square, but it is Blue, too. Thanks for sharing this. Did you happen to lift the lid and if so, was the hole a square also?  That could be very dangerous!
Have a great Sunday & a good week.
Barb & Sal

 

Apr 10, 2010 01:40 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Erby, yes your title got me too and yes it's also a first for me.  Do you know the age of the house?  I'm guessing all those blue fixtures are original...not too sure about carpet in a bath room.  Oh well...to each his own and I'll have a sip of Brandy and toast to all the "Square Asses" out there.

Apr 10, 2010 03:39 PM
Frank Castaldini
Compass - San Francisco, CA
Realtor - Homes for Sale in San Francisco

That's an impressive relic if ever I saw one.  How are you supposed to sit on it...never mind...forget I asked!

Apr 10, 2010 04:14 PM
Mary Strang
Viroqua, WI

Guess that wasn't a big seller, as I have never seen one either.

Apr 11, 2010 04:51 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Erby, this is an opening for so many "interesting" comments----most of them not clean enough for this forum :)

Apr 11, 2010 05:13 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

That is a new one for me...Looked more like a bidet to me.

Apr 11, 2010 12:44 PM
Robert Machado
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management

I would call that one a block head, named for the guy that engineered it.

Apr 11, 2010 04:47 PM